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(ABC News)   Man has been suffering from amnesia since being discovered naked, unresponsive and covered with fire ant bites behind a Burger King dumpster in August 2004. Remember that the next time you think you're having a bad day   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2012-12-10 10:58:06 AM  
4 votes:
He should have switched to Direct TV.
2012-12-10 11:44:47 AM  
2 votes:
a fully grown prom night dumpster baby
2012-12-10 10:57:18 AM  
2 votes:
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Time travel is a biatch.
2012-12-10 10:34:57 AM  
2 votes:
I once got amnesia in a Burger King bathroom...

/I'm a freak
// l like the girls with the boom
2012-12-10 10:46:13 AM  
1 vote:
Now, with the help of a website, a documentary, Reddit and Twitter, people are rallying behind Kyle to solve the mystery of his identity or, at the very least, to attempt to help him get a new Social Security number.

And now Fark. The man is doomed.
2012-12-10 10:44:48 AM  
1 vote:
He's obviously a time traveler from the future, specifically a time period where porn 'staches are back in style.
2012-12-10 10:38:24 AM  
1 vote:
That's Clay Morrow.
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