AdolfOliverPanties: My friend just interviewed this guy and the documentary filmmaker making the movie about him. Pretty interesting. WorstShowOnTheWeb.com
stuffy: Naked and covered in Fire Ants. Sounds like there might be more than family out looking for him.May not like finding out who he is.
The Bunyip: I once got amnesia in a Burger King bathroom.../I'm a freak// l like the girls with the boom
Randal2477: Just food for thought:If he has no idea who he is or how he got there, how does he know he's 64 years old? In the article, he mentions being that age and "due to my social and economic background, I figure I have 10 years left"Oddly specific....
Skarekrough: The lesson to be learned here is that you need to have your fingerprints in a federal database at least once in your life.
Primitive Screwhead: He should have switched to Direct TV.
IAmRight: Primitive Screwhead: He should have switched to Direct TV.This wins the thread.
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