Gaseous Anomaly: As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)
HAMMERTOE: Does anybody in Wilkes-Barre really have a future to look forward to?
Buggs: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x316]
corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.Same here.
CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??/I'm betting, um no.//Poor little Oedipus.Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.
ChipNASA: //Poor little Oedipus.
Leeds: So the dad raped little girls in 2002 and in 2005.Then in 2005 or 2006 the mom started tapping the son.Anyone here think that the mom caught the dad nailing kids and this twisted story is somehow the result?
CygnusDarius: His... God damn it, I'm farking slipping on grammar this morning.
doglover: 8 years old? What the hell?It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.
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