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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   It's a heartwarming family moment when your dad offers you instructional tips about having sex ... with your mom   ( divider line
    More: Sick, Luzerne County, university system, French Quarter, Bobby Jindal, LaToya Cantrell  
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17191 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Dec 2012 at 11:50 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-11 11:29:13 AM  
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/eight year olds, dude....
2012-12-10 05:29:59 PM  
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RagnarD: "It started when I was 14, my mom was 37"


Now with the very important quotation marks
2012-12-10 01:14:27 PM  
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2012-12-10 12:38:01 PM  
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Plymouth, Luzerne County

My wifes entire family is from Plymouth PA. Not sure where I'm going with this...

karmaceutical: Crap like this is why a lot of people think Homeschoolers are up to no good.

To continue to draw the politics out of this, this is what happens when you have "bi-partisan compromise". Hard core liberal/union membership joined with conservative christian homeschool values.

Pick the side you want to hate and lets discuss. Or, like me, figure politics doesn't have a place in this.
2012-12-10 12:37:11 PM  
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blottoman: He's going to live with his aunt and uncle. Wut? sounds like out of the frying pan, into the fire.

If that whole genetic line is farked that way (in more ways than one), I might suggest putting the kid in adoption, in another english-speaking country, and heavy counseling and observation for a few years.
2012-12-10 12:22:32 PM  
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The One True TheDavid: How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.

So I call bullshiat

Kids hit puberty earlier these days (probably because of better nutrition and hormones everywhere). And even if he hadn't hit puberty yet, he'd probably still enjoy the sensations.

As for erections, my 4 year old has morning wood sometimes (complicating the morning potty trip a bit). He's asked "why is my penis sticking up?" and I gave the detailed explanation of "they do that sometimes". (Hey, it's accurate...)
2012-12-10 12:21:21 PM  
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2012-12-10 12:08:32 PM  
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ChipNASA: //Poor little Oedipus.

I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus...
2012-12-10 12:00:34 PM  
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Subby must hereby forfeit two Internets for his/her egregious failure to use the "Sick" tag.
2012-12-10 11:57:48 AM  
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Well that was a lighthearted read. Now if you excuse me, I've got a horrible taste in my mouth and some vomit to clean up.
2012-12-10 11:56:14 AM  
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Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
2012-12-10 11:55:34 AM  
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Creppiness level of article: Abandon Thread.
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