Ablejack: Dalmore 62? Oh no? Then it's not a record.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Does it get you more drunk than Jim Beam? No? Guess I'm keeping my Star Warts then
taurusowner: if it can't be enjoyed without being destroyed, what's the point of valuing it so high?
bubbernuts: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Does it get you more drunk than Jim Beam? No? Guess I'm keeping my Star Warts thenMay the warts be with you!
wildcardjack: but how do you declare a FMV for a run of 11 bottles of whiskey?
drjekel_mrhyde: Do Star Wars collectors even drink anything besides PBR Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Triumph: taurusowner: if it can't be enjoyed without being destroyed, what's the point of valuing it so high?Wait, are we talking about whisky or life?
drjekel_mrhyde: Drew makesdrinks that in a week off Total Fark
drjekel_mrhyde: Do Star Wars collectors even drink anything besides PBR?
Sleazy Rider: Kentucky Deluxe?
drjekel_mrhyde: Drew makes that in a week off Total Fark
grinding_journalist: //got it after my GED in law
Quantum Apostrophe: I'm still debating getting this... It's 450$ in the People's Republic of Kebekistan. (Half that price is taxes)[cdn.thewhiskybarrel.com image 500x500]
ronaprhys: And my Southern Comfort is still running around $35/bottle or so.And tastes better.
Gonz: ronaprhys: And my Southern Comfort is still running around $35/bottle or so.And tastes better.No, no it doesn't.I'll listen to an argument for Scotch over Bourbon, as wrong as that may prove to be, but Southern Comfort is cloyingly sweet swill. It's effective as something to serve coeds when they grow tired of amaretto sours, and nothing more.
pacmanner: Just give me some of this. This with a good smoke.[i662.photobucket.com image 460x285]
Haoie: Nobody else read whiskey as wookie?
JackieRabbit: Agreed. Southern Comfort what was we mixed with Coke or 7-Up in high school to get puking drunk. Liquid panty remover, we called it. But I wouldn't drink that cheap rot-gut today. It isn't even a true whiskey. It is a grain neutral spirit, mixed with fruit and whiskey flavorings and then bottled. Why anyone would choose this fake stuff over a good bourbon is a mystery.
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