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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)   The Breeders are reuniting in celebration of the 20th anniversary of The Last Splash, will embark on a tour in support of the album's reissue   ( slicingupeyeballs.com) divider line
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2012-12-09 11:32:47 PM  
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What their ensemble may look like
2012-12-09 08:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
I imagine the children's faces, screwed up in distaste for the fax handshake in the opening, asking "what's that noise?" -- and I laugh.
2012-12-10 11:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
Fun fact:
As a 14 year old, I masturbated more than once to the Breeders' Cannonball video.

You may be wondering how that is possible; what I POSSIBLY could have found in that video to be spankworthy....

Well, that was my 14 year old self's talent -- I could masturbate to just about anything as long as a woman was in it.

2012-12-10 09:25:08 AM  
1 vote:

FeedTheCollapse: stewbert: I think they were going for a female Pixies sound but it felt contrived and phony

I'm pretty sure there was a reason for that...

The Breeders wish they had a quarter the talent Pixies had.
2012-12-10 08:57:45 AM  
1 vote:

brap: Ixnay on the junkay unkjay.


/Pig Latin major
2012-12-10 01:10:14 AM  
1 vote:
Heh, Taylor Swift would have been like 2 years old at the time. 

I think she wrote a nursery rhyme about when the Breeders broke up.
2012-12-09 11:23:12 PM  
1 vote:
What's the deal with that?
2012-12-09 10:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
Farking breeders. Oh, look he's barfing again. That's so cute!

Keep your diseased crotchfruit away from me.
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