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(Westword)   Death by empanada maker? Not even the weirdest food death of 2012   ( blogs.westword.com) divider line
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2012-12-07 02:36:03 PM  
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2012-12-07 01:24:01 PM  
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I cannot imagine how painful it would be to die by steam pressure cooker
2012-12-07 03:54:39 PM  
1 vote:
They missed the one where the restaurant owner cooked his wife.
2012-12-07 02:55:22 PM  
1 vote:
Headline: Death by empanada maker. Expectation: Machine kills user. Article: Guy making empanadas kills people and uses their flesh as filling.

Fark you subby!
2012-12-07 02:54:33 PM  
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2012-12-07 02:45:58 PM  
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1. Death by empanada.

Brazilians Jorge Beltrao Negromonte, 50, his wife Isabel Pires, 51, and his mistress Bruna da Silva, 25 reportedly lured two women with offers of employment into their home, then killed them to make empanada filling. The pastries were apparently then sold on the street. The fiendish crime was discovered after one of the women was arrested with a victim's credit card, and what was left of the bodies of the two murdered women was found buried in the garden of the home.

It was reported that angry neighbors -- upset empanada consumers? -- burned the house to the ground.

Years ago when my brother was in India
A small town baker got a bright idea
He cut his flour with pesticide
and sent a bunch of neighbours on their longest journey
He was just being cheap -trying to make a profit
Didn't even have shareholders to answer to

But it's worth remembering, as we sell off the forest
gene-splice the world's food into an instrument of control
maim and destroy as acts of theatre,
what came next -
That when the survivors looked around
and understood what had been done
they butchered
that baker
2012-12-07 02:42:05 PM  
1 vote:
Death By Stew Stew???
2012-12-07 02:38:16 PM  
1 vote:

nirwana: Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?

Read article, then post.

2012-12-07 02:32:02 PM  
1 vote:

crabsno termites: "In other news, a Bumble Bee spokesman announced that a few of its lucky customers would find a sample of their exciting new product line in special cans hitting the shelves in the near soon"

But near isn't soon enough.
2012-12-07 02:26:09 PM  
1 vote:
Empanada filling and fertilizer. These people didn't waste anything.
2012-12-07 02:23:44 PM  
1 vote:


Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?

I was wondering if "empanada maker" was anything like a "pickle slicer".
2012-12-07 02:21:46 PM  
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Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?

Read article, then post.
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