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(Yahoo)   Historians object to the amount of profanity in the movie "Lincoln". Come on, just be glad Spielberg didn't have any nude scenes with Daniel Day-Lewis and/or Sally Field   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Steven Spielberg, nude scenes, Tony Kushner, Team of Rivals, Doris Kearns Goodwin, James Spader, University of Richmond, profanity  
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2012-12-07 10:07:59 AM  
5 votes:
Four score and seven years ago, we got all up in this biatch and made a new nation, conceived in "Fark you, we're America" and dedicated to the proposition that no biatch-ass British assholes can tell us what to do.

Now we've got some serious shiat to deal with, testing whether we have to balls to get shiat done. Well you know what? Fark you Jefferson Davis, you prick. We are busting some caps in some Rebel ass in this field. We have come to dedicate a portion of this field to the badass motherfarkers who took a bullet so that your whiney ass can sit at home complaining. Shiat.

But fark all if we think we can consecrate this place, because these dead motherfarkers already did that shiat. The world doesn't give a fark what we say here, but they sure as shiat can't ignore all the shiat that went down here. So it's up to us to get up off our asses and finish this shiat for them. We won't forget what these bad motherfarkers did for us, so we're saying that they didn't just piss away their lives but instead they set some serious shiat in motion and nobody's going to take that shiat away from the people. Fark yeah.
2012-12-07 10:40:59 AM  
2 votes:

7480325115184371z: Why is it that American culture is just fine with graphic, gory depictions of violence in everything from films to network television, but an errant tit or "cocksucking motherf*cker" causes Americans to collectively lose their shiat?

Drive a six-inch spike into a woman: R
Drive a six-inch penis into a woman: X
Drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman.

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2012-12-07 09:52:14 AM  
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2012-12-07 12:49:48 PM  
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2012-12-07 12:18:22 PM  
1 vote:
I think I remember having a Playboy with Sally Field on the cover in a PB bunny outfit and she was adorable. Unfortunately she didnt do a layout onthe inside just the interview. Which is why I had the magazine. For the interview. And articles.
2012-12-07 12:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
NewsFlash: Lincoln was shot on location!

Too soon?
2012-12-07 11:07:18 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-07 10:09:44 AM  
1 vote:

Robert1966: How dare they force Abraham Lincoln to tell that vulgar Revolutionary War joke!

`Your mother is a four score & seven year old whore!'
2012-12-07 09:40:08 AM  
1 vote:
McPherson says he e-mailed his objections to Kushner after reading an early draft. "But I see that that language made it in the movie anyhow."

Well Jim, that's because Tony Kushner is smarter than you. But don't feel bad. Tony Kushner is smarter than everybody.
2012-12-07 09:09:41 AM  
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