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(SFGate)   You know your country's nuclear launch capabilities aren't very sophisticated if launches get hampered by snowfall   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2012-12-07 11:11:34 AM  
4 votes:
I do not fear a rocket where the solid fuel is charcoal.
2012-12-07 11:18:45 AM  
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I do not fear a rocket where the solid fuel is charcoal.

2012-12-07 11:08:37 AM  
2 votes:
Snow does play hell with paper mache.
2012-12-07 12:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
Subby obviously hasn't seen a Korean drive in snow.
2012-12-07 11:36:37 AM  
1 vote:
North Korea is an interesting study in the art of pretend. I wouldn't be surprised if they launch the missile and it ends up in the water and floats up a little flag with the words "Suplise!"
2012-12-07 11:33:35 AM  
1 vote:
Where is this "North Korea" place everyone keeps talking about? I only know of one Korea: Best Korea!
2012-12-07 11:27:24 AM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: We should just tell them it's our weather-control machine doing it. Maybe they can bankrupt themselves even further to build their own weather-control machine.

I don't think we need to expend effort to bankrupt North Korea.
2012-12-07 11:26:48 AM  
1 vote:
We are TOTALLY going to nuke you next spring, you just wait till after the snow melt and then IT'S ON!!!!!!
2012-12-07 11:26:33 AM  
1 vote:
Here's the deal if you're a North Korea engineer. Odds are the launch will fail and at least one scapegoat on the team will be killed as an object lesson. Or maybe just sent to a labor camp if Dear Fatass is feeling nice. I'd delay the shiat out of that launch if I was an engineer there.
2012-12-07 11:03:58 AM  
1 vote:
And here I thought we were going to blow the thing out of the sky with our orbital ABM laser at launch. I didn't know the weather machine was operational yet.
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