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33828 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2012 at 12:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-06 12:16:31 PM  
Very cool!
2012-12-06 12:20:46 PM  
I see a nipple
2012-12-06 12:21:29 PM  
I see somebody's mound.
2012-12-06 12:55:07 PM  
subby you asshole - total bush on nude #2 - seriously this needs a NSFW tag.
2012-12-06 12:58:48 PM  
Q's the "i cant fap to this" pic

2012-12-06 12:59:46 PM  
I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.


tin_man: I see a nipple

DAMMIT! F*ck it, I'm posting it anyway.
2012-12-06 12:59:56 PM  
Sharp knees, all of them. Way below my standards.
2012-12-06 12:59:58 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:00:14 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:00:23 PM  
Hey, those aren't any fun at all
2012-12-06 01:00:23 PM  
I wonder if this is what we look like from a Four Dimensional Perspective.
2012-12-06 01:01:23 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:03:00 PM  
I can't see anything.
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2012-12-06 01:03:02 PM  
Meh, Old idea is old.

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/ 100 years old in this case
2012-12-06 01:03:48 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:05:20 PM  
AAAAH! Jakobs Ladder flashback!
2012-12-06 01:05:36 PM  
Would the results be any different if she had been wearing a burka?
2012-12-06 01:06:36 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:06:50 PM  

jaytkay: Meh, Old idea is old.


Beat me to it.
2012-12-06 01:07:47 PM  
Kinda reminds me of trying to watch scrambled porn on cable in the 70's.
2012-12-06 01:08:49 PM  

letthepossumlive: I can't see anything.
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Wait that's not my kitty cat. Is that a red panda trying to rob me?
2012-12-06 01:11:51 PM  
Looks like silly putty, but most of you would fap to that anyway...
2012-12-06 01:13:41 PM  

Ponzholio: I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.


tin_man: I see a nipple

DAMMIT! F*ck it, I'm posting it anyway.

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Then there's this one.
2012-12-06 01:14:15 PM  

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 719x599]

SFW porn is farking hilarious.
2012-12-06 01:14:31 PM  
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Throw in some lesser fat women in orbit around this one and it looks kind of like subby's mom.
2012-12-06 01:15:02 PM  
I can fap to this because the article says the model is a woman and we can clearly see her ankles!
2012-12-06 01:15:17 PM  
Can't. get. wood........
2012-12-06 01:17:00 PM  
Might be SFW but not worth viewing.
2012-12-06 01:17:26 PM  
If this is what I think it is, I saw it the other day and I'm glad I didn't click while at work. They did remind me of an amusing Skittles-related animated GIF, however.
2012-12-06 01:17:39 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:17:58 PM  

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 719x599]

2012-12-06 01:20:07 PM  
Gotta give the guy props. He managed to get chicks nekkid as all get out by telling them he wouldn't use stills of them where people could see their naughty bits. He, on the other hand, has lots and lots of spank-bank material.

2012-12-06 01:20:08 PM  
I see a mulva.
2012-12-06 01:24:17 PM  
For a moment I wondered why he would need to bother combining 10,000 individual photographs, rather than just taking long exposures, but then I realized he wasn't just additively blending them- he was having later (or perhaps earlier) layers block the layers underneath.
2012-12-06 01:24:36 PM  
What sex with subby's mom might look like?
2012-12-06 01:25:36 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:26:09 PM  
The only thing blurry is my right hand.
2012-12-06 01:27:03 PM  
SFW nudes? I thought it would be Mormon porn (though some may consider them NSFW I guess).
2012-12-06 01:28:10 PM  
If you get real close like I do, You can see bush.

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2012-12-06 01:29:03 PM  
Ahh, art. [fap fap fap]
2012-12-06 01:29:57 PM  
Maybe SFW but NSFFapping
2012-12-06 01:30:58 PM  
2012-12-06 01:35:54 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:35:55 PM  
2,000 Nudes a Second

Apparently there is a thing as too much nudity.
2012-12-06 01:37:07 PM  
My hand looks that blurry when Im fapping
2012-12-06 01:37:51 PM  
So, this guy hired a bunch of naked women to bounce around for him and isn't sharing? Meh.
2012-12-06 01:39:00 PM  
I've had a song called "Super Sex" stuck in my head all morning. This thread seems somehow appropriate. Thanks subby.
2012-12-06 01:39:00 PM  
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2012-12-06 01:40:43 PM  
Sho'nuff: Alright, Leroy, who is the one and only master?
Leroy Green: I am
2012-12-06 01:44:25 PM  
I have the blurriest boner right now.
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