GentDirkly: This farker is the father to be of an unnamed girl. Wife hates basically every name I suggest. She liked Isabella, but then I told her it was trendy due to a vampire book and now she doesn't like it. We're maybe thinking about Isabelle or Danielle or Gabrielle too. But she doesn't like these as much.Please suggest names for us. We're stumped. All I know is I don't like -son names like Madison and I'd prefer 3 syllables or less.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I kind of like "Last; Middle; First" with the semicolons. See how many databases you can screw up.
sadbad: Oh my little darling baby Agaracis! Polyporus! Russela,Amanita, Ganoderma, Psathyrella - the options are endless!
blatz514: Rapmaster2000: Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews. And almost all of them were named Peter or Paul. It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie.
tricycleracer: There's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
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