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(Times of Israel)   The smell of Napalm in the morning is so last season. And evidently, the M-75 fragrance is pleasant and attractive, like the missiles of the Palestinian resistance   ( timesofisrael.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Gaza, Knesset, Yisrael Beiteinu, Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Palestinians, missiles, Qassam Brigades, King Abdullah  
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2012-12-06 11:42:29 AM  
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zedster: MmmmBacon: /facepalm

Yes, the Palestinians totally want peace with Israel. So much so that they are buying perfume named after a rocket used to kill Israelis.


Yes, Look at those Americans with their Bazooka gum, Corvette (Naval Ship) cars, Irish car bombs shots, etc...

There are many cases of militarization of the civilian spaces on both sides to get upset about, this is pretty low on the totem pole

Yes, but this is brown people vs joos, so clearly they're wrong. Also, intentionally evil.
2012-12-06 03:35:38 PM  
2 votes:
Step 1) Launch rockets into your neighboring country's neighborhoods and have most of them get shot down.
Step 2) Run out of rockets.
Step 3) Agree to a cease-fire
Step 4) Claim "victory."
Step 5) Create a perfume and name after the rockets that got mostly shot down and ran out of.
Step 6) Profit?
2012-12-06 11:52:21 AM  
2 votes:
Israel plans to release their own scent in Gaza. "White Phosphorus", a scent for men, women and children regardless of their status as Combatants or Non Combatants. White Phosphorus has the alluring scent of singed flesh and gives the wearer a feeling of deep, penetrating warmth.

Available soon everywhere within the disputed territories.
2012-12-06 11:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
It should do better than Jai Jihad. Every time a man puts on Jai Jihad cologne and leaves the security of his terrorist cell bunker, he is swarmed by possibly beautiful women in burkas. He may be forced to prematurely detonate his explosive vest.
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