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(WFSB Connecticut)   Hmm, my oatmeal seems a bit dryer than normal this morning   ( wfsb.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Naugatuck, William Lampron, East Hartford, Waterbury, Pratt & Whitney, Boston Harbor, reckless endangerment, morning  
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10496 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2012 at 11:18 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-06 11:28:02 AM  
4 votes:
What a dryer might look like:
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What an adjective pertaining to the moisture content of food might look like: drier.
2012-12-06 01:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, FFS.
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2012-12-06 12:01:45 PM  
1 vote:

cyks: FTA: "The oatmeal has been seized as evidence to be analyzed, police said."

...he already admitted to lacing it. Why is analyzing it further needed (besides being an excuse for the crime lab to use it's toys)?

Because he could recant his confession before the trial.
2012-12-06 11:42:49 AM  
1 vote:

CrimsonMeerkat: The more interesting article was the one in the sidebar for this one.

Father/daughter arrested for incest (SFW)

Even apart from the incest, that's one of the most disgusting looking couples I've ever seen.
2012-12-06 11:33:53 AM  
1 vote:
I like this sentence

"The oatmeal has been seized as evidence to be analyzed, police said."

2012-12-06 11:30:52 AM  
1 vote:
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/just as long as he gets some hot water, too.
2012-12-06 11:29:46 AM  
1 vote:
Why would you admit to that? Unless they go all CSI on you, determine the speed dry was purchased at a specific store in the past 6 months and that store has video footage of you buying it, they can't prove nothin!
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