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(Keloland)   Huron, South Dakota to motorists: Get out of the car and step away from the breakfast sandwich   ( keloland.com) divider line
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2012-12-06 12:37:40 PM  
2 votes:
And tens of people were affected.
2012-12-06 08:30:46 PM  
1 vote:

Nem Wan: Keeve: I hope the law is better written than the article. So eating pizza is ok as long as it DOESN'T affect your driving, and burgers, breakfast cereal, lobster thermidor, etc. are always ok? Check

If it doesn't affect your driving, it's not a problem. Some people multitask better than others. Some people check visibility and traffic before deciding to do something. Some people are organized and can find everything with one hand without taking their eyes off the road. Other people idiots who shouldn't be driving even if they give it their full attention.

Tell that to the court when you get arrested after a few beers
2012-12-06 02:02:15 PM  
1 vote:
One time WhoopAssWayne ate an entire chicken dinner while driving on the interstate. Breast, legs, mashed potato with gravy, mac and cheese, some collards, and a biscuit. The whole thing was laid out on a huge plate in my lap. Delicious.
2012-12-06 01:07:42 PM  
1 vote:
I find that if I just drink a six-pack while driving, nothing anyone else does seems to bother me anymore...
2012-12-06 12:43:33 PM  
1 vote:
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