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(France 24)   If you thought dog breath was bad, what must your dog think of your breath?   ( france24.com) divider line
    More: Scary, dogs, lung cancer, pilot experiments  
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2457 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Dec 2012 at 10:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-05 11:00:29 PM  
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2012-12-06 06:19:04 AM  
1 vote:
Ren: Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
[eats bar of soap]
Ren: And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!
2012-12-06 02:27:16 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think my cat likes my breath terribly much. She usually shies away if my mouth gets too close. Not like hers is exactly a bouquet of flowers either.

Ralph Wiggum was 100% correct on that call. It does indeed smell like cat food.
2012-12-05 11:11:27 PM  
1 vote:
I've seen my dog eat his own shiat before, I'm pretty sure he can handle bad breath.
2012-12-05 10:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
Far as I can tell, the default dog response to human-breath is, "Ooo... let me lick the inside of your mouth!"
2012-12-05 10:39:05 PM  
1 vote:
"Dogs can sniff out lung cancer, pilot study shows"

How the dogs do it: if you smell like a Marlboro, you probably have lung cancer.

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