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(News.com.au)   New Zealand giving unemployed one-way airfares to Australia. It's a little game they play   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2012-12-05 08:54:35 PM  
4 votes:
On a very special episode of "Flight of the Concords".....
2012-12-05 09:59:30 PM  
2 votes:
What do Kiwi's and sperm have in common?
Millions of them enter and only a couple of them actually work.
2012-12-05 09:34:59 PM  
2 votes:

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"New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries"
"Good luck with the sheepshiat economy I left you"

2012-12-05 09:16:16 PM  
2 votes:

MemeSlave: Didn't England try this a few hundred years ago?

And the Lord Humungous just a few hundred years from now.
2012-12-05 09:15:11 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't England try this a few hundred years ago?
2012-12-05 11:58:15 PM  
1 vote:

maddermaxx: Just because some right wing derpers and Murdoch's News.com.au are trying to find some ways to Americanise the country's politics is no reason to blame the rest of us.

Technically, you can't blame the Americans for that. Rupes originated his empire in Australia.

If anything, he Australianized American and British politics.
2012-12-05 11:19:06 PM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Australia's pretty hungry for employees right now, so this makes a lot of sense.

Well, if all the wildlife over there didn't kill everyone, maybe they'd be able to keep a few employees alive long enough to get some work done, ever think of that?
2012-12-05 09:41:02 PM  
1 vote:
I hear Bartertown has openings for new pig wranglers, electrical engineers, and slave drivers. I sent in my resume for Thunderdome fight promoter.
2012-12-05 09:31:55 PM  
1 vote:
Hey New Zealand --

I don't have a job in your country either. But I'd really like to visit Australia. So please send me a free ticket. Thx.

/NZ is full of hobbit-fanciers anyway
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