peterthx: willfullyobscure:You didn't pay attention to the movie. Doc Hudson called the press corps and he was forced to leave the town. Once the town realized what Doc had done, he felt guilty and went to the race with the other townsfolk (townscars?) to help McQueen.
Shostie: DamnYankees: Cythraul: Brave has been released?! I was wondering what was taking them so long. Was it any good? I was hoping after what I heard about Cars 2, Brave would be awesome.Its not. Brave is the very apex of "eh, its ok".My wife really liked it. I haven't gotten around to seeing it.
wildcardjack: For the longest time Pixar's secret was in NOT doing things.Then they started making sequels and it all went to shiat.
Ed Grubermann: factoryconnection: Tangled (not Pixar)I couldn't finish Tangled. First musical number and I ejected the DVD and sent it back to Netflix. Why does Disney keep doing that?
brandent: Goonie_Goo_Goo: Watched "Brave" the other day. It looked strangely familiar...[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]I was telling the kids the other day "you know Pixar has never made a bad movie". Well that's still true but before the Disney corruption you could honestly say "every movie Pixar has ever made has been super awesome!"Brave wasn't really even good. Not bad but not good. Oh and a complete ripoff.
verbaltoxin: Tell me, does Merida strike something within you that disturbs you, and that's why you get defensive? Is it an urge that dare not speak its name?
Bluemookie: 8. Tory Story
Hebalo: willfullyobscure: Plus Lightning McQueen is a douchebag. Seriously, think about it. He's a complete selfish tool and people around him not only put up with his shiat, they reward him for it and the ultimate lesson of the movie is that retards and hicks will do anything for you if you just act like enough of a dick to them.OR.... The people around him make him atone for his dickishness (buy building a road), and his time spent with them makes him reconsider his behaviour, resulting in friendships with them, his turning down the big money for loyalty, and his moving to live with them, while the town prospers.Seriously, did you watch a different movie? Or did you maybe think Lightning McQueen was the Green car?
verbaltoxin: Burr: verbaltoxin: I shouldn't be sitting in a theater watching kids' movies, I'm an adult.[imgs.xkcd.com image 700x231]/just because I have adult responsibilities now doesn't mean I need to stop enjoying childish thingsAnd I've decided that means reading Ray Bradbury, drinking whiskey, home brewing beer, playing music, watching pro wrestling, and eating grilled, seasoned meats.If you want to pay $10/head to watch digital bedtime stories, more power to you.
verbaltoxin: I shouldn't be sitting in a theater watching kids' movies, I'm an adult.
Slow To Return: DeltaPunch: Tangled is a good illustration of why Pixar is better than Disney. I thought it was OK -- the horse was funny -- but it wasn't a great movie at all. A good example of that difference is the music. At some point there's this break-it-down hip-hop beat or something, which totally breaks the "Renaissance" period mood of the movie. You can just see the corporate types asking each other "how can we jazzify this movie, make it more fresh and funky for the kids?"That was pretty good.Now do "Pampers vs. Huggies"or "Similac vs. Infamil"Kids everywhere are on pins and needles waiting on your insight.
enry: NuttierThanEver: Also I see that the Pixar backlash has begun. God you all sound like a bunch of hipsters. "I haven't really been into Pixar since The Incredibles, no I'm watching animation by a small studio in Uzbekistan. You've probably never heard of it"[animationreview.files.wordpress.com image 425x323]You mean Czechoslovakia, right?
NuttierThanEver: Also I see that the Pixar backlash has begun. God you all sound like a bunch of hipsters. "I haven't really been into Pixar since The Incredibles, no I'm watching animation by a small studio in Uzbekistan. You've probably never heard of it"
ManateeGag: Elandriel: Their writing staff appears to have taken a hit of some kind. Toy Story 3 for example was ridiculously good. Lately though their stories have been much more...uninspiring...Toy Story 3 was a little heavy for little kids though.
Cythraul: moothemagiccow: Cythraul: r1niceboy: I liked Brave, mind you I am Scottish, so got all the inside jokes.I kept reading how a lot of Scots couldn't watch the film because the accents made them cringe.The king was billy connolly, a scot, and merida was a scot, kelly mcdonald. Most of the main cast were Scottish. The remainders were British apart from John RatzenbergerYeah, but I heard somewhere that they were asked to alter their accents to fit more of what Americans think the Scottish accent should be. These are just forum rumors I'm repeating, by the way.
bdub77: Shostie: DamnYankees: Cythraul: Brave has been released?! I was wondering what was taking them so long. Was it any good? I was hoping after what I heard about Cars 2, Brave would be awesome.Its not. Brave is the very apex of "eh, its ok".My wife really liked it. I haven't gotten around to seeing it.Your wife is probably a lesbian.
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