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(Stylist)   Royal tradition dictates the baby could be called Augustus, Humphrey, Clementina or Antigone. That kid better hope for a good haircut   ( stylist.co.uk) divider line
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2012-12-05 12:27:21 PM  
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: What is the nickname or abbreviation for Humphrey?

Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
2012-12-05 05:43:43 PM  
1 vote:
Lil' Ass Kicker if it's a girl.
2012-12-05 11:25:42 AM  
1 vote:

shortymac: He can be called Gus as a kid and then switch to Augustus later. Dr. Augustus (LastName), Augustus (LastName), Esq, and President Augustus (LastName) all work.

Well at least he won't be under any pressure.
2012-12-05 10:10:16 AM  
1 vote:

ADubs86: Nothing wrong with Augustus. That's a fine name.

I agree. And perhaps the little tyke will grow up to conquer Britain as his namesake did before him.
2012-12-05 09:56:53 AM  
1 vote:
King Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, First Of His Name.
2012-12-05 09:53:06 AM  
1 vote:
Come on, Prince Humperdink!!! He'd be sure to have the greatest Princess Bride when he marries.
2012-12-05 09:47:32 AM  
1 vote:
The royal family needs to ingratiate itself more with the immigrant population, so I suggest Mohammed if it's a boy or Nasreen if it's a girl.
2012-12-05 09:16:46 AM  
1 vote:
Antigone, does this mean that William will stab himself in the eyes?
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