dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.He ate it.And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.
dickfreckle: He ate it.And I've been living with that my whole life.
shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eyeHe took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eyeAnd the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded meAnd I can't seeTemporarily
L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]
HotWingAgenda: L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]I used to always make my folks order one of those when I was a kid and we went to a Chinese restaurant. Damn that makes me hungry...
L.D. Ablo: We'd always order the Pu Pu Platter at the Bali Hai on family trips to San Diego while growing up.
some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x446]don't eat dog poo
Loucifer: It was... the dog poop![i2.listal.com image 231x154]
Day_Old_Dutchie: Eat 'em up, YUM![img18.imageshack.us image 589x393]Actually, dolmades are very tasty once you yet over that it looks like you are eating a plate of dog cat turds.Link
cc_rider: Divine words of wisdom, subby.
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