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(Digital Spy UK)   Mel Gibson: "I might reach out to Lindsay Lohan." Oh yeah, this can't go wrong   ( digitalspy.co.uk) divider line
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2012-12-04 08:41:36 PM  
5 votes:
"Listen babe, I know you may be hitting a point where you're questioning your decisions in life, but trust me it's not you - it's the Jews."
2012-12-04 08:48:17 PM  
4 votes:
"jews got you down, sugar tits?"
2012-12-05 02:02:06 AM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the sugartits.

CSB: David Letterman says the smallest known increment of time is between when a light turns green and a NYC cabbie lays on the horn. But he's wrong. It was the amount of time between when Mel Gibson uttered "sugartits" and somebody took it as a Fark handle.
2012-12-06 12:12:45 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-05 06:35:45 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: If anyone knows about making a comeback after a terrible addiction problem, it's Mel Gibson.

And Robert Downey Jr., but he doesn't want any part of that Lohan death spiral.

His career implosion aside, I'll give Gibson credit for helping Downey by helping him get insured for movies post-rehab. 

As for his own comeback. Mel doesn't need one. Since he was the primary investor of the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, that dude's got fark you money for the next ten lifetimes.
2012-12-04 08:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the sugartits.
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