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(The Sun)   The Fallout Burger is the UK's most dangerous burger. How dangerous, you ask? You need protective gloves to handle it   ( divider line
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2012-12-05 12:18:49 AM  
5 votes:
When the oil hits the anus

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2012-12-04 10:13:09 PM  
3 votes:

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.

But enough about my marriage.
2012-12-04 10:07:48 PM  
3 votes:
Seems legit. 

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2012-12-04 9:03:12 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-12-05 1:22:13 AM  
2 votes:

lewismarktwo: Habaneros are hot enough for me. If you can't taste the flavor of the pepper, you're just masturbating.

...with sandpaper.
2012-12-04 11:45:29 PM  
2 votes:

ZoeNekros: ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?

This is my response as well. Take off two of those patties, and I'd be happy to try one.

On a different note... I don't understand the glove requirement, if it's not just PR. One should certainly should wear gloves while preparing it, but brief contact isn't a big deal, and you'll mostly only touch the bun. I'd be careful and all, but I'd much rather eat gloveless.

I'm guessing it's more PR than reality, but I'm not completely sure.

But it does remind me of a good friend who loves to eat kimchi with his fingers, but has a bad habit of rubbing his eyes when they begin to water. It's an unfortunate combination.

I need to teach him how to use chopsticks.
2012-12-04 11:19:00 PM  
2 votes:

unicron702: Those aren't the hottest peppers anymore, that trinidad butch t scorpion took that title.

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2012-12-04 10:25:59 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.

Maybe, but you'll wish you had a stomach as indestructible as this guy Fawkes.
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2012-12-04 10:08:42 PM  
2 votes:
The name is about what falls out of your ass later.
2012-12-04 10:06:16 PM  
2 votes:
The pickles, they do nothing!
2012-12-05 10:02:21 AM  
1 vote:
I need something to take the fire out of my mouth:
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/strontium-90 for the extra kick
2012-12-05 12:01:39 AM  
1 vote:
The ability to taste is highly genetic, and some people taste spicy much more strongly than others. I always wondered what percentage of chili heads actually taste spicy like an average person.

As an analogy, vision differs greatly among people. It isn't too impressive when a blind guy tells you that he likes to stare directly into the sun and then lectures you about the subtle nuances of the way it gently warms your face.
2012-12-04 11:13:30 PM  
1 vote:

scarmig: I have a bottle of ghost pepper sauce at my desk cubicle, but I ain't pouring half it over a farking burger. A couple drops maybe, sure. I got work to do that doesn't involve writhing in a ball under my desk.

Put it on the keyboard of that guy you hate three cubicles over.
2012-12-04 10:24:03 PM  
1 vote:
"Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!"
2012-12-04 10:21:54 PM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?

Because it can be. If you're going to be a food masochist, go all the way-stuff that gut not only full of fire, but enough salt and fat to make sure you loosen those pipes.
2012-12-04 10:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
War. War never changes.
2012-12-04 10:11:44 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon America, we can top this.
2012-12-04 10:05:43 PM  
1 vote:
My asshole burns just looking at it.
2012-12-04 9:53:23 PM  
1 vote:
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