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(Fox News)   Bob Marley drink jammin' up lines to the nurse's office   ( latino.foxnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-05 12:17:59 AM  
2 votes:
FTA : Marley's Mellow Mood, promoted to reduce stress, states in its nutritional facts that it may cause drowsiness

That's Marley all right. 

/musics ditch-weed
2012-12-05 01:30:14 PM  
1 vote:
I like energy drinks.

It's so easy for me to get completely hooked on merely the citric acid/sugar zing [never mind the caffeine, that shiat kicks in later] that I restrict myself to one of whatever size in one 24 hour period. And the carbonation prevents me from slamming the thing anyway.

They're supposed to be a treat for kitty, not a regular thing.

Haven't tried the Marley relaxingZOMGSQUEEE*thump*-stuff yet.
2012-12-05 10:53:10 AM  
1 vote:
A buddy of mine made the mistake of picking up one of those relaxation teas one night at lunch (3rd shift, lunch is 2am). I noticed him drinking it, asked him what was in it, he read the back of the label....melatonin. About an hour later his night got real slow.
2012-12-05 02:32:56 AM  
1 vote:
I look forward to the future health problems suffered en masse from the casual consumption of shiat like Red Bull today.
2012-12-05 01:42:33 AM  
1 vote:

lordargent: Bob Marley was Rastafarian and they don't drink Alcohol.

// Uncle was Rastafarian, dreads to his knees, weed plants in the backyard taller than he was.

// Born in the Caribbean

Driven from the mainland?
/sorry (love Bob Marley)
2012-12-05 01:41:10 AM  
1 vote:
Ohh wait, this isn't alcoholic?

// must be time for me to sip some sambuca.
2012-12-05 01:12:59 AM  
1 vote:

Doctor Jellyfinger: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.

Fox is an extremely conservative news network. Extreme conservatives despise Mexicans. It's a contradiction.

It's like the Nazi party opened a "Jew Playground" in hopes of attracting enemy voters, even though they would evict them ALL if it came to it.

It isn't uncommon for people to point out other people's contradictions.
2012-12-05 01:01:46 AM  
1 vote:

neongoats: I wouldn't say one of these puts me to sleep, but I will say that it seems like I fall asleep easier, and sleep deeper if I drink one.

/used them to help pass out when switching off of third shift.

You can buy Valerian Root (the active ingredient in this stuff) capsules at any pharmacy, I use it if I am having insomnia ( which is usually once-twice a week). Diazepam (Valium) is more or less synthetic Valerian Root in it's chemical structure. You can also buy Valerian Root herbal tea.
2012-12-05 12:57:04 AM  
1 vote:
Still couldn't have been worse than Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt.
2012-12-05 12:49:26 AM  
1 vote:

Doctor Jellyfinger: Kittypie070: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?

I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.

Well, arent we a butthurt little Magic Mormon Underwear disapointee?

Isnt it awesome when you wake up every morning and have to see a black president? Doesnt it just put that extra cream in your coffee?

/Dont worry, you only have to biatch and moan and despair for 4 more years!
2012-12-05 12:43:51 AM  
1 vote:
Geez, kids these days. Nobody tells them that the best way to relax is to take a hot bath and rub one out?
2012-12-05 12:14:42 AM  
1 vote:
they should have stuck with the red red wine
2012-12-05 12:10:19 AM  
1 vote:
Oh shiat.

Ritalin or Adderall for MY children?


Gimme some good ol' herbal supplements or homeopathic remedies - then some kinoki footpads for bedtime.

2012-12-05 12:07:34 AM  
1 vote:
Stirred, not shaken!

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