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(Gothamist)   Guy shoots his girlfriend in the back after arguing about how to survive a zombie outbreak while watching "The Walking Dead." Well you don't shoot them in the back, for starters   ( gothamist.com) divider line
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2012-12-05 08:14:02 AM  
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Shadow Blasko: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 620x465]

ftfy: 'She is in stable condition.'

this is what happens when you don't double-tap.
2012-12-05 05:30:24 AM  
1 vote:

Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.

It's just care free violence fetishism. I love it.
2012-12-05 01:53:43 AM  
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Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

Ever seen "Doomsday Preppers"? Those crazy f*ckers believe stuff only slightly more "real." If you can believe that we're headed for a biowarfare scenario that's going to kill everyone except you and your family, it's just one smaller step to believing that the virus would turn the victims into some kind of rabid "living dead".

However, THIS fool probably wasn't one of those. He just wanted his girlfriend to agree he was right. If it hadn't been this, it would have been that McDonald's "secret sauce" is really made of squid eyeballs.
2012-12-04 10:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.
2012-12-04 10:58:46 PM  
1 vote:

LordOfThePings: skullkrusher: shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

Care to wager? Loser has to sit through the Twilight Saga non-stop.

can we wager our left nuts instead? I am not THAT confident
2012-12-04 10:33:39 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?
2012-12-04 10:26:00 PM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?

That's a hard 26.
2012-12-04 10:21:48 PM  
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