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(Click2Houston)   Home invader: "I want all your money." Homeowner: "You want KARATE?"   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Ervin Brittnacher, homeowners  
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13035 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 8:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 09:34:06 PM  
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i.qkme.meView Full Size
2012-12-04 10:03:33 PM  
3 votes:
forkparty.comView Full Size
2012-12-04 09:41:30 PM  
3 votes:

Rambino: Shoulda judo-chopped him instead. Judo chop is way better than karate chop.

Hassan chop!
2012-12-04 09:23:05 PM  
2 votes:
You mean "Karate", the Dane Cook of martial arts?
2012-12-04 09:19:37 PM  
2 votes:

vodka: Come on, jujutsu is the root of judo and both TOTALLY DESTROY karate. Plus, ninjas.

Sinanju is the Sun Source of all martial arts.
2012-12-04 09:14:56 PM  
2 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: That's what you get for opening the supply closet.

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2012-12-04 09:02:24 PM  
2 votes:
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/ oblig
2012-12-04 10:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
My son is a brown belt. Which basically means, some day this "You're not the boss of me!" crap is gonna get serious.
2012-12-04 09:49:45 PM  
1 vote:

Indubitably: TofuTheAlmighty: Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.

I defend peeps only.

There is no defense.

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2012-12-04 09:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
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Homeowner was obviously wearing his cologne
2012-12-04 09:38:24 PM  
1 vote:
Old people rock when they're not driving! Some tweaker with a rifle tries to break into his house WAY too early in the morning. This guy slaps him and takes his gun away; probably went to make a pot of coffee while waiting for the cops to come book the dazed tweaker.
2012-12-04 09:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-04 09:31:58 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't it ironic that all these bath salts people are filthy?
2012-12-04 09:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
jimpoz.comView Full Size

What? You don't know karate.

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