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(Huffington Post)   At 47, Shania Twain rocks a sequined catsuit 293 times as hard as any woman who has ever looked at you twice. This has been confirmed by science   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 11:33:16 PM  
8 votes:

soupbone: Incorrigible Astronaut: [images.cryhavok.org image 425x590]
[profile.ultimate-guitar.com image 400x500]

Do you have the original of this pic?

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2012-12-05 03:09:38 AM  
2 votes:
15 years after first hearing about her, and I'd still motorboat that like a motorboat enthusiast who just got a fancy new motorboat.
2012-12-04 09:30:28 PM  
2 votes:
I'd pee in her butt twice and then in her best friends butt.
2012-12-05 04:35:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'd wreck that so bad Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it
2012-12-05 05:19:16 AM  
1 vote:
I've always had a thing for her. And by thing I mean penis.
2012-12-05 12:08:18 AM  
1 vote:
The first half of this thread? One of my all time faves.

The second half? Blah blah blah

Man the things I wish I could (even still) do to her. Granted it would be her taking her top off and me blowing my load. Then I would cry a bit while she laughs and then leaves. But damn would that be a great memory.
2012-12-04 11:25:50 PM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: [images.cryhavok.org image 425x590]
[profile.ultimate-guitar.com image 400x500]

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Do you have the original of this pic?
2012-12-04 11:14:58 PM  
1 vote:
A: She's crazy as fark
B: She can't sing at all
C: She is hot

Not saying I wouldn't hit it. Just saying I'd put tape on her mouth first and give her Drew's name.
2012-12-04 10:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
I know someone who is a big country fan in the worst possible way. She said she didn't care for Shania because she wasn't a very patriotic American. When I pointed out that Twain is Canadian, she said she didn't care. "You shouldn't be a country singer if you don't love America."
2012-12-04 10:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.
2012-12-04 09:52:33 PM  
1 vote:
"She's Garth Brooks with cans."
-Howard Stern
2012-12-04 09:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

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There might be a reason for that...
2012-12-04 09:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
That impresses me much
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