Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily)   Sam Mullet, the man behind the bizarre Amish beard-cutting spree, not adjusting to prison life so well   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Amish, life imprisonments, visitors center, drilling rights, prison uniform, Oscar the Grouch, Bergholz, Pennsylvania Dutch  
•       •       •

25219 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 5:16 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-12-04 05:23:14 PM  
7 votes:
I bet those Amish guys are bad mofo's in prison. They worked with hand tools all their lives and made everything they own. They could probably make the best damned shiv ever seen in max-sec.
2012-12-04 04:14:16 PM  
5 votes:
"Yo, English. Surrender thine pudding or I shall construct a downwards beating upon you."
2012-12-04 02:39:33 PM  
5 votes:
He'll have lots of time to Mullet over

/ba dum tish
2012-12-04 02:38:43 PM  
4 votes:
OG: Oy Gevalt!

/Oops, wrong bearded group.
2012-12-04 04:10:10 PM  
3 votes:
shlomohsherman.comView Full Size

Life sentence for cutting beards seems harsh. Still he's OG in the most traditional way.
2012-12-04 03:07:51 PM  
3 votes:
i289.photobucket.comView Full Size

Of course, now that he's in prison -he may sample the best that prison life has to offer.
2012-12-04 01:14:17 PM  
3 votes:
First world Amish problems
2012-12-04 08:26:21 PM  
2 votes:

kona: [ image 595x371]

Looks like the entire cast of The Hobbit got picked up for drunk and disorderly
2012-12-04 05:27:09 PM  
2 votes:
Beard too long.

Didn't read.
2012-12-04 05:20:59 PM  
2 votes:
That's cause in prison, he's the beard.
2012-12-05 11:04:51 AM  
1 vote:

Acharne: Abacus9: illannoyin: [ image 850x500]

The one without the beard is actually named Beard

Romeroism #2: In places where British-style Non-American English is spoken, the Z is pronounced "Zed". :)

The other few hundred million of us say Zed too. I'm not trying to be a snob, just pointing it out.

So in most of the world, that band is called Zed Zed Top?
2012-12-05 05:55:12 AM  
1 vote:
".. he wore a school-bus-yellow jumpsuit and orange denim jacket on the day of the interview - standard prison uniform. On his feet were black, Velcro-strapped sneakers."

sounds pretty DEVO to me, i like.
2012-12-04 10:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "'The Bergholz Boys,' from left, Johnny Mullet, Lester Mullet, Daniel Mullet, Levi Miller and Eli Miller in Ohio court in October.Please reply all when these changes have been made"

Whoops, I don't think that's what they meant, guise.

Also, any man crazy enough to lead an extremely fundamental sect within an already extremely fundamental religion will be able to stare down a common criminal any day of the week. I'm betting he's got the high-voltage crazy eyes, the type you get after you tell another human being to lock himself in the chicken coop while you fark his wife.
2012-12-04 07:39:42 PM  
1 vote:

Rubberband Girl: FTFA - Already he had stood up to a posse of tough guys in the cafeteria, befriended a feared murderer, protected a gay inmate and charmed the thugs and gang members in his cellblock by singing traditional Amish hymns after lights-out.

I think he'll be just fine. Sounds like he knows who to make friends with and how.
i253.photobucket.comView Full Size
2012-12-04 06:56:50 PM  
1 vote:
downloads.thedaily.comView Full Size
2012-12-04 05:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
londontips.caView Full Size

The one without the beard is actually named Beard

2012-12-04 05:52:13 PM  
1 vote:
i2.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

2012-12-04 05:43:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'll bet he yearns for the days when he used to help himself to a second helping of that mouth watering lung stew his wife used to cook.
2012-12-04 05:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
What an Amish prison fight may look like.

images2.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
2012-12-04 05:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit, I'm in the wrong line of work.

By the way, have I mentioned that an archangel with a long blond beard talk to me last night and told me to start a new religion? But first I have to buy a place for the religion to meet, so I'm taking up a collection. Only people who send me money will be told what our secret doctrine is.

Yeah, that's the ticket.
2012-12-04 01:24:14 PM  
1 vote:
OG: Old Guy.
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.