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(Buzzfeed)   The 10 Commandments Of Awesome Hot Chocolate: never ever use powder   ( buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 04:10:36 PM  
7 votes:
Step 1 - think about making hot chocolate
Step 2 - remember that you're an adult
Step 3 - drink a glass of Scotch instead
2012-12-04 09:30:45 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-12-04 04:42:42 PM  
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2012-12-04 01:02:58 PM  
3 votes:
2. Do not accept cocoa from a Sampler Box.
2012-12-04 01:18:08 PM  
2 votes:
Damn food snobs.

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2012-12-05 12:04:33 AM  
1 vote:

evilmrsock: [i.imgur.com image 800x1306]

Wow, you actually did it. Welcome to TF.
2012-12-04 07:06:01 PM  
1 vote:
Or you can do this:

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2012-12-04 05:10:28 PM  
1 vote:

Cyberluddite: If you really like chocolate, and you've ever had the super-rich, super-intense hot chocolate at the famous Angelina cafe in Paris (or similar places in France and Italy), you'll never want to have anything else:

That's like saying if I fark a supermodel in Paris, I'll never want to fark anyone else. If Swiss Miss is the only thing in the cupboard or if the homely girl is the only one left at the bar...I'll take it
2012-12-04 04:59:20 PM  
1 vote:
4 ounces of chocolate? Pansies!
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2012-12-04 04:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks subby, great find. Next time I want to spend half my morning making and cleaning up after my drink, I'll ask you for advice.
2012-12-04 04:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
...but first make sure it organic whole milk from a local artisinal dairy, and shade-grown fair-trade cocoa sustainably harvested by co-op owners.

fark all that:
1) Hershey's Syrup
2) Milk
3) Microwave

Drink it. Done!
2012-12-04 04:49:07 PM  
1 vote:

zulius: Rocky mountain chocolate factory whistler's blend. End of story...too many have told me it's better than sex...

That's because you're spectacularly bad at sex.
2012-12-04 04:42:37 PM  
1 vote:
Proper way to make hot chocolate:

1) Open beer and pour into glass of choice.
2) Start drinking your beer as you find a coffee mug.
3) Add packet of instant hot chocolate to mug and fill 2/3 full of water - microwave for 50 seconds.
4) Sip your beer as you wait for microwave to finish.
5) Remove hot chocolate, give it a stir, throw in too many marshmallows and 2 coffee straws.
6) Give hot chocolate to your 5 year old boy and laugh as he goes nuts because of the extra marshmallows.
7) Cuddle up with your kid and enjoy your beer while watching cartoons.
2012-12-04 04:33:48 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: Who knew there were hot chocolate snobs? I'd heard of beer snobs and shaving snobs. But this one is new.

We need to establish cities and regions for different types of hot chocolate to make it truly inane.

2012-12-04 04:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-04 04:11:50 PM  
1 vote:
For true hot chocolate snobs:

Use the smallest portion size setting on your Keurig, and it will make the hot chocolate richer.
2012-12-04 04:10:08 PM  
1 vote:
Steps for making good hot chocolate:

1) Make hot chocolate however the fark you want. Power tends to be easiest.
2) Pour in Peppermint Schnapps, Rumbpelminze, Bailey's, or spirit of choice into mixture to taste
3) Drink and enjoy your hot chocolate 15 minutes before the pretentious farks are even done getting the ingredients
2012-12-04 04:07:44 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-04 04:06:20 PM  
1 vote:
KER-RIST! Must you anal-retentives turn every simple little thing into a harrowing ordeal?
2012-12-04 04:01:10 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: 1) Melt down an iron skillet's worth of Three Musketeers bars.
2) Pour melted chocolate and nougat into a glass of milk.
3) BAM. Tell the results don't shock you.

... It's you, so, my default reaction is that this must be a TERRIBLE idea.

... but it's YOU, so, what if it's actually THE BEST idea?
2012-12-04 03:34:01 PM  
1 vote:

Beerguy: You have to use 3 packets for it to metamorphosize into "chocolate".

I assume you have to pass it under the philosopher's stone as well.
2012-12-04 02:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
1) Melt down an iron skillet's worth of Three Musketeers bars.
2) Pour melted chocolate and nougat into a glass of milk.
3) BAM. Tell the results don't shock you.
2012-12-04 01:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
inb4 hot cocoa sa

Complicit: 2. Do not accept cocoa from a Sampler Box.

... fack....
2012-12-04 01:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
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why would you? he's about as far from chocolate as you can get
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