IAmRight: Fun fact: Golden Tate has not only knocked out Sean Lee with a block that riled up Cowboys fans, but he's caught the Fail Mary, flipped into the end zone for a TD against the Vikings, made a ridiculous play to (well, what should've) beat the Bears...and he leads the NFL in passer rating.
mootmah: WHAR GRAF
Dr Dreidel: mootmah: WHAR GRAFI know I did this last week (maybe I'll add it to the list of Things That Must Appear in an NFL Power Rankings Thread), but:[72unforcederrorswp.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]I'M RIGHT FARKING HERE!
robsul82: Dear Rob,If you're reading this, I'm in the lead for The Jake. And if I did that badly, maybe you're willing to go a little further...past the edge of what your handwriting clearly suggests. You remember the name of the Chiefs' starting quarterback, don't you?"Brady Quinn...Captain Courageous?" I thought, a single and ever-so-manly tear rolling down my cheek.Exactly. Be courageous and take heart in the fact that Mark Sanchez is out there. So is Christian Ponder, and Cam Newton, and maybe Ryan Fitzpatrick wants to pick just the right week to stop being the bridesmaid and finally be the bride. Remember, Rob, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping this letter finds you, and finds you well.Your friend and personal savior,Drew
Nofun: Packers behind the Ravens? I don't think so: everyone seems to forget they had one stolen by the scab refs...
robsul82: Thanks for the compliments, all...*tear* God knows it was tough. Theme music for this week's entry - "What Must Be Done" from the score of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
thecpt: They still have briggs, tillman, peppers, that other corner who never gets credit, and Cutler isn't sucking. They lost one at home to the Troll hawks, but go on with the panicking Bears fans. Its entertaining./can't wait 2 weeks. Gonna be a good one on soldier field
roc6783: Ayup. I could totally see 11-5 record, win the division, and then get bounced at home in a completely flat game.
roc6783: Hopefully Matthews will be ready to go, then Cutler can resume receiving his weekly recommended allowance of turf.//Not looking forward to it at all. Just keep it close so I don't have to see skrame do a happy dance. Haven't seen that much jiggle since the Jello incident in '04.
LucklessWonder: rickythepenguin: LucklessWonder: /Expecting a Redskins let down loss vs the Ratbirds.trap game.There's no such farking thing in the... *reads user name*[www.lolbrary.com image 447x718]/Love that dog's face.
Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: It's Joe Flacco on the road, hopefully they'll hex themselves/Expecting a Redskins let down loss vs the Ratbirds.Is 30 miles away really "on the road?" Down the road, maybe.
ATRDCI: You mean Rex Grossman III, right?
robsul82: Cedric Griffin of the Redskins suspended 4 games for PED violation.
IAmRight: Gonz: In case people were wondering why their brain went ahead and auto-completed "Hallelujah! Holy shiat, where's the Tylenol?"Sadly, I most vividly remember the "Sh*t" part of it being censored by TV versions of the movie.
Dr Dreidel: Really? Did Cortland Finnegan retire?
IAmRight: PaulieattheTap: If can remember all of this I'm going to use it some day. I know I'll use the worm-headed sack of monkey shiat.You might recognize it from Christmas Vacation.
roc6783: I think the Packers and Bears are in a competition to see who can be the worst team with the best record.
Hugh2d2: fark the Broncos and fark that "pizza" pushin forehead monster. They won the AFC West because the other three teams are ranked 25th, 29th and 31st. fark them all with a donkey shaped dildo.
Treygreen13: IAmRight: Fun fact: Golden Tate has not only knocked out Sean Lee with a block that riled up Cowboys fans, but he's caught the Fail Mary, flipped into the end zone for a TD against the Vikings, made a ridiculous play to (well, what should've) beat the Bears...and he leads the NFL in passer rating.Golden Tate also leads the league in players I would like to see get hit by a bus.
PaulieattheTap: If can remember all of this I'm going to use it some day. I know I'll use the worm-headed sack of monkey shiat.
robsul82: For committing an amount of turnovers that Jake Locker could sadly only tie, for happening to do so when Rex Ryan finally realized Mark Sanchez sucks, for honestly having the worst game as a Saint that I can remember him having, I...I am not proud, but The Jake being the cold and unfeeling beast it is, I must do my duty and award The Jake for Week 13 of the 2012 NFL season to Drew Brees of the New Orleans Saints.
robsul82: no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life
roc6783: To be fair though, the 2 I did get right were educated guess because ESPN of NFL Network had a segment on WAGs a few weeks ago.
rickythepenguin: whoa! 10.5!1) i know we suck but....10.5? come on.2) actually i don't have a second point.10.5. I should lock that down now before it falls to like, 7. 10.5? come on man.
Treygreen13: The Seahawks are 4/5 in stopping 4th down conversions. The worst? The Miami Dolphins, who have only stopped 1 out of 10 4th down attempts.
punishmentforshoplifting: I work with Russell Wilson's father-in-law and even he would admit that RG3 is the more electric QB right now.
JohnBigBootay: WTF is he smoking because I'll have some of that. Now... I love Andrew Luck. I think he's very good, gonna get better, and I'd be nothing less than super duper excited about the future of my team if my team had the guy. But greatest rookie qb in NFL history? I don't know if Clayton looks at the stats on the website he works for, but there's two rookie qb's this year alone who have markedly better numbers than the deserving esteemed Mr. Luck. And they've been playing football a good long while. It would take a while to look all this shiat up but at this point of the season I'm not sure Luck cracks the top ten seasons by a rookie qb, let alone best of all time.Shhhh
Bunny Deville: The Jags have finally fallen all the way to the bottom.Sigh.
Treygreen13: 1. Which NFL player is this Wife and/or Girlfriend NFL married to?
scottydoesntknow: Wait, dammit I'm wrong (where the hell did Aldon Smith come from?!)
Treygreen13: 1. This man stands over the body of the QB. He stands as the yang to offense's yin. He leads the NFL in sacks.
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