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(Statesman Journal)   Trojans pound Beavers   ( divider line
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9327 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2003 at 6:15 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-12-07 01:32:45 AM  
kudos on that headline
2003-12-07 01:41:09 AM  
Awesome headline, oh and Duke sucks.
2003-12-07 02:55:23 AM  
The Trojans depth and versatility on both sides of the ball were more than the Beavers could handle.

Ouch. Sounds pretty painful for the Beavers.
2003-12-07 04:06:33 AM  
Man, I scrolled right by that at first.

Damn fine headline.
2003-12-07 04:18:26 AM  
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Trojans, Trojans, we will never break!
2003-12-07 06:17:28 AM  

2003-12-07 06:21:10 AM  
The actual article's headline is even better:

"Beavers no match for Trojans"
2003-12-07 06:23:20 AM  
Trojans pound the Beavers

Yeah, and?

That's like having the headline, "Nerd looks up porn muals his monkey with clenched fist." or "Women talk too much."

It's just too obvious.
2003-12-07 06:23:51 AM  
The Trojans got deep penetration and scored almost every time they were in the Beaver red zone.
2003-12-07 06:23:55 AM  
2003-12-07 06:28:53 AM  
Japanese men already bidding.
2003-12-07 06:43:28 AM  
There's a naughty joke in there somewhere.
2003-12-07 06:47:31 AM  
The article's not much, but that headlines worth a millions :)
2003-12-07 06:52:54 AM  
Neither is the outcome, beating OSU is about as noteworthy as the president mispronouncing a word.

Great headline though.
2003-12-07 06:54:26 AM  
You should have seen the Rainbow Warriors.
2003-12-07 06:55:56 AM  
good "head"line, submitter.

heh-I sorta made a joke

2003-12-07 07:41:15 AM  

Yeah, I gotta agree.

When USC was up by more than 20, I was thinking to myself "I am sure the FARK headline for this will have some sort of reference to Trojans, Beavers, and some sort of pounding/molesting/etc."

I wonder how many ones were like this on TF? More than 100?
2003-12-07 07:45:22 AM  
Beavers Get Creamed as Trojans Break Loose
2003-12-07 07:59:52 AM  
If it had gone the other way the headline should read "Beavers wear down Trojans"
2003-12-07 08:04:35 AM  
The other headline could have been "Okla-homos Anally Raped by Wildcats, No Condom."
2003-12-07 08:10:27 AM  
Excellent Headlines!

Can you imagine if the Beaver won? "Beavers roll Trojans"

/got nuthin'
2003-12-07 08:12:52 AM  
Brassrob: I like your 'head' line even more.
2003-12-07 08:13:20 AM  
Now, how is that better than the headline I submitted?

Trojans cream Beavers
2003-12-07 08:13:55 AM  
Too bad the beavers didn't play South Carolina. the game cocks would fark them for sure.
2003-12-07 09:00:00 AM  
Reggie Tongue was a kick returner for the Beavers. During the civil war game a few years ago the crowd about lost it when the P.A. guy announced "Tongue back deep for the Beavers."
2003-12-07 09:01:36 AM  
I'm still trying to stop laughing... It's futile...
2003-12-07 09:03:30 AM  
"The Trojans depth and versatility on both sides of the ball were more than the Beavers could handle"
Those story writer HAD to have known what he was doing when he wrote that line... I refuse to believe otherwise.
2003-12-07 09:46:16 AM  
oh gee, what's next?

Rape victim beats off attacker?

New moon found around Uranus?

Satan single-handedly defeats Devils?

sheesh, you guys....yes, we know the pun is there. This is a groaner.
2003-12-07 09:55:17 AM  
One of the announcers to another during the game...

...there's not enough beavers and trojans

They both sorta stopped for a second, and you could just tell they were laughing at themselves.
2003-12-07 10:12:55 AM  
I'm envisioning some rather creative pep rallys for this particular confrontation...
2003-12-07 10:26:52 AM  
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Ward, take it easy on the Beaver.
2003-12-07 10:38:42 AM  
poster; you owe me a new stack of CDR's... i just spit my coffee out on mine...
2003-12-07 10:52:36 AM  
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2003-12-07 10:55:01 AM  
The Trojans broke away on offense leaving the beavers confused and upset.

/too much
2003-12-07 11:14:08 AM  
Things started getting a little hairy for the Trojans for a bit, but they managed to push deep into the red zone and split the uprights.
2003-12-07 11:15:33 AM  
With a guy named "Peters" writing it, nothin better.
2003-12-07 11:21:43 AM  
Sexual Innuendo aside...

wow USC beat another pathetic PAC-10 opponent. They deserve to play in the national title game.
2003-12-07 11:24:56 AM  
"wow USC beat another pathetic PAC-10 opponent. They deserve to play in the national title game."

Coaches poll puts SC at Numero Uno.

Coaches know far less about teams than you do I suppose.

Suck it.
2003-12-07 11:39:25 AM  

you said pound
2003-12-07 12:04:20 PM  
Coaches poll puts SC at Numero Uno.

That doesn't necessarily help SC though. This from

The coaches' poll, released Sunday morning, has USC at No. 1 followed by LSU and Oklahoma State. However, where exactly the Sooners land will go a long way toward determining whether they face USC or LSU in New Orleans...

However, if USC and LSU remain just one spot apart in the traditional polls, chances look very good for an Oklahoma-LSU Sugar Bowl, and as a result, a Michigan-USC Rose Bowl. That's because Notre Dame's loss to Syracuse on Saturday assured that LSU, which was 17 spots behind USC in strength of schedule last week, will actually finish higher than the Trojans.

Either SC or LSU is going to get screwed. I won't be too p*ssed if LSU doesn't go to the Sugar. They won the SEC, and SC deserves a shot as much as they do.
2003-12-07 12:22:03 PM  
"Cocks Pound Beavers"

One can only imagine the fiasco this would cause.
2003-12-07 12:48:51 PM  
Maybe we should change spiffy to obvious.
2003-12-07 12:53:03 PM  
I hate the BSC.

Go Navy.
2003-12-07 12:59:16 PM  
Don't care about the article, great headline!
2003-12-07 01:02:58 PM  
2003-12-07 01:03:51 PM  
"headlines from an alternate universe"
"Beavers all over Trojans."
2003-12-07 02:05:42 PM  
MUHAHAHAHAHA.....great headline...had me ROTFL
2003-12-07 02:45:10 PM  
2003-12-07 06:23:51 AM xglitchx

The Trojans got deep penetration and scored almost every time they were in the Beaver red zone.

Ewww, red zone, Just wait a few days or try the brown zone.
2003-12-07 03:03:36 PM  
Is it just me, or does the idea of calling a football team (or condom) "Trojans" seem like a bad idea?

I mean, the real Trojans were famous for having let the enemy breach their defenses with a frankly obvious scheme...
2003-12-07 03:40:11 PM  
The Trojans are #1, and if they beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl, will likely win a split national title (many, many people think Michigan is the best team in college football right now).

The BCS sure works by screwing over 3 Pac10 teams in 4 years. fark the BCS.
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