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(News Central)   Police officers intercept truck with 60 lb shipment of marijuana worth approximately 6 million dollars. The 30 lb haul was logged into evidence, press conference tomorrow regarding the 10 lb shipment   ( newscentralga.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 04:45:26 PM  
2 votes:

jigger: rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.

You'd die if you drank a handle of gin all at once too but I can pick that up for $20 at Publix on the way home.
2012-12-04 04:14:26 PM  
2 votes:

blatz514: Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.

Everyone on fark smokes pot and pays taxes.
2012-12-04 04:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.
2012-12-04 04:35:27 PM  
1 vote:
Hey look, another marijuana bust that will have absolutely NO positive impact whatsoever in the war on drugs. Let's do this again sometime!
2012-12-04 04:16:22 PM  
1 vote:
This joke is really funny. I love this funny joke. But maybe this slightly funny joke gets used too much. Maybe someone could be original instead of using this unfunny joke.
2012-12-04 02:05:11 PM  
1 vote:
well that's headline of the year material right there, subby. NOT!!!

hahahaha get it? i humorously strung you along with a compliment and then reversed it by saying "not" at the end!! it's a hilarious new joke that i just thought of and you can start integrating into your fantastic link submissions!
2012-12-04 01:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
which contained sixty pounds of marijuana with an estimated street value of $270,000.00

so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?
2012-12-04 01:06:14 PM  
1 vote:
The first time I saw this headline meme it made me laugh 10 times. Really, those were 5 of the best laughs I ever had. Those 2 laughs will go down in history.

Today, I just marvel at how much those -2 laughs enriched my life. 

Give it a freaking rest, guys.
2012-12-04 11:56:07 AM  
1 vote:
holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself
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