Barfmaker: Subby forgot to tell us if .
capnmonkey: It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.
Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.
Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?
blatz514: Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.
Gecko Gingrich: I would like to smoke that $6250/oz weed!/Oh wait, the article says it's $280/oz.//I'd still smoke that.
kpaxoid: Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.Mein hund hat keine nase.
JK47: Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?Let's learn from history....and solve our trade imbalance by shipping weed to China.
cgraves67: Don't blame subby for the bad headline. Fark has admins who are supposed to be weeding out this banal crap. When you figure out that the admins will auto-green some cliche meme, you start using it to death. Believe me, I've resorted to it before./not subs
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Jackson Herring: holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself
FedExPope: tricycleracer: [project-blu.com image 500x314]Spread it on!
The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.
rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltysonServing Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent homeFYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.
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