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(Fox News)   Got a sniffly nose? It could be BRAIN FLUID LEAKING OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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13206 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 1:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 10:13:53 AM  
4 votes:
We warned you not to watch Fox News, but did you listen? No! This is the result!
2012-12-04 10:39:34 AM  
3 votes:
"We checked your brain fluid levels, and it looks like you are a quart low. We'll probably need to replace a gasket."
2012-12-05 02:42:38 AM  
2 votes:
Got a sniffly nose? It could be BRAIN FLUID LEAKING OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS

Well that WOULD explain the politics tab...
2012-12-04 10:29:37 AM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: We warned you not to watch Fox News, but did you listen? No! This is the result!

Chances are if you watch Fox News, you don't have much of a brain to worry about.
2012-12-04 05:54:54 PM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: Also you can check to see if someone has a possible back injury by shoving your hand down their pants. If they have a boner, then priapism (boner) is a sign of spinal injury. Of course you can just look, but the hands on way lets you be sure. Also this doesn't work for females. Also females don't like it when your shove your hand down their pants when they slip on the stairs, to check for back injuries.

Female medics may have a high rate of false positives on this test.
2012-12-04 02:25:52 PM  
1 vote:
Robot: "Sir, are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?"
Fry: "Uhh..."
Robot: "Let me just patch you up with some hot resin."
Fry: "I think the leak's stopping itself! Wait...wait...yeah! There we go. Wait...yeah."
Robot: "What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?"
2012-12-04 02:25:52 PM  
1 vote:
The dangers of having an open mind
2012-12-04 02:23:06 PM  
1 vote:
Suprised no one posted this.

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2012-12-04 02:05:39 PM  
1 vote:
At this point, I'm not sure I would miss it.
2012-12-04 01:58:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-04 01:56:38 PM  
1 vote:
I knew it! Every time I have a couple of hits, my nose runs. Clearly these are my brain cells, completely destroyed by pot, and leaking out my nose. I'm gonna have to re-think my woeyy fuffff looiifee
2012-12-04 01:56:07 PM  
1 vote:
Talk about blowing your nose mind.
2012-12-04 12:33:58 PM  
1 vote:
you mean this is true?
2012-12-04 11:09:37 AM  
1 vote:
If that's the case, I must have hydrocephaly
2012-12-04 10:44:49 AM  
1 vote:
I've had a larky blabnob for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrpppp...
2012-12-04 10:09:50 AM  
1 vote:
I've seen several cases of this in my career. It's not that hard to diagnose. All of the patients had positional rhinorrhea and could reproduce it for me on the spot. It's a great party trick, too.
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