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(Klamath Falls Herald and News)   Think those bells from the Salvation Army collectors are annoying? How about if they are rung by a miniature horse?   ( heraldandnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 09:02:17 AM  
4 votes:
Maybe then everyone will pony up more.
2012-12-04 11:12:39 AM  
3 votes:
They ring bells because when they yell, they tend to get a little hoarse.
2012-12-04 11:06:45 AM  
2 votes:
Meh - call me when they are rung by a miniature giraffe.
2012-12-04 11:44:09 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: DarkSoulNoHope: oldfarthenry: Hell, it's not as if you Quasimodo freaks were leaving your moms basements anyway. Why the hate for bells & Sally Ann?

It's called the "Salvation Army" and they're less keen these days, than they were about 10 - 30 years ago, on helping your destitute self if you're homosexual and/or not willing to submit to Christianity. Yes they're allowed to be that way as a Church, but I won't put any money into a pot that is used to build churches and shelters, used to attempt to convert fellow Jews and people of other faiths/non-faith to Christianity. Give me an organization that stands outside a supermarket that says "Secular - Help The Homeless/Hungry Campaign" (or a Jewish organization, since they don't push people to convert to Judaism, but making sure that organization doesn't *only* cater to Jews) and has documentation at their desk (that I could verify through the internet on my cell phone) that proves most of it goes to helping and the minimum needed used for administration costs, then i'll put my money in!

Sounds like you're trying to disguise your cheap-ass narcissism in a layer of self-righteous indignation - but thanks for the lecture, Pontificus Von Assburger.

nope, he's got a valid point. I'll slip in a toonie, but for legitimate "holiday giving" I like to put my money where it does the most good.
// Gstrings at the Silver Dollar.
2012-12-04 11:33:46 AM  
1 vote:

Spartacus Outlaw: Why is the name "Tinker" so appropriate? Is it because of the kettle?
I never give to the Salvos because of religion. I also tell the boy scouts no way when they ask me to buy their popcorn.
I like secular, non-discriminatory charities, although I realise no-one really cares what I think.

Tinker - Bell.
2012-12-04 11:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
No sir, I don't like it.
2012-12-04 11:10:12 AM  
1 vote:
Done in one.

....I still don't get it
2012-12-04 11:07:33 AM  
1 vote:
Animal slavery is animal cruelty.

2012-12-04 11:05:42 AM  
1 vote:

How about if they are rung by a miniature horse?

2012-12-04 10:29:27 AM  
1 vote:
'lil sebastian!!
2012-12-04 08:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
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