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2012-12-04 09:41:47 AM  
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unfarkingbelievable: Sorry, beg to differ. The artist has perfectly captured Stevie's face in her renderings. I wish I could draw such "bad art."

Technically, the artist is quite proficient, in that the drawing looks exactly like Stevie Nicks. However, the composition is cliched and quite awful, and when put into context with her other works lends this creepy lesbian stalker vibe to the whole thing.

Upon closer inspection of this particular drawing we also note a number of flaws:

(1) The artist has apparently never seen an actual owl.
(2) Stevie's center of mass does not appear to lie above her rather bizarrely shoed feet. She should be falling over backward, although perhaps her heels are anchoring her to the ground.
(3) Stevie does not appear to be twirling in the drawing. As far as I know she has been in continuous twirl mode since approximately 1987.
(4) The drawing is missing a caption: "They said I could be anything I wanted...So I became a coke fiend."
(5) The dog in the drawing has entirely different lighting on it than tambourine-playing Stevie. Either the giant floating head of Stevie is casting a shadow on it, or the artist can't draw dogs very well, or else the dog is far in the background, and therefore enormous--perhaps it is Clifford the Big Red Dog.
(6) What exactly is going on in the drawing anyway? Stevie appears to be enjoying a little crepuscular tambourine thwapping while a dog sniffs her vagina and a tiny mis-shapened owl attacks her, perhaps attracted by the flapping of a scarf that seems inconveniently located for optimal tambourine usage.
2012-12-04 10:29:02 AM  
3 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: You sound like a talented artist

LOL, no. I suck at teh drawing. Here, I took the liberty of redrawing the drawing above:

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I just like making fun of stuff that sucks. I obviously am not arguing that I could do a better job than the artist; merely that I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be drawing crap in the first place.
2012-12-04 02:57:27 PM  
2 votes:
What up with that?

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2012-12-04 10:16:42 AM  
2 votes:
The real question is "Can Stevie find someone to cover for her at the Fajita Roundup while she's out on tour?"
2012-12-04 12:26:34 PM  
1 vote:

amoral crusader: Do you sumbiatches REALLY have nothing better to do than get on here and biatch?

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2012-12-04 07:23:19 AM  
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2012-12-04 06:33:39 AM  
1 vote:
Stevie Nicks seems to be the inspiration for some pretty bad artwork:

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That being said, back in the day, she was teh hotness.
2012-12-04 05:41:57 AM  
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2012-12-04 04:48:54 AM  
1 vote:
Hurry up, Mayans.
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