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(Omaha World Herald)   Protip: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, don't make Youtube video saying that you stole a car and robbed a bank because the government took your baby. And lastly, if you do all this, next time don't put the video to music by Green Day   ( omaha.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 06:52:26 AM  

Abacus9: lelio: I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows

...And the irony is that most people don't seem to know what the song is about. The actual title is "Good Riddance"...

Actually, everyone but your mom knows that.
2012-12-04 07:18:26 AM  
She looks like a broke ass Cyndi Lauper
2012-12-04 08:17:59 AM  
Probably for the best. She can sit in jail serving her mandatory time and draw all she wants without having to worry about getting knocked up by carnies.
2012-12-04 09:21:29 AM  
Hyphenated last name? check. It figures.
2012-12-04 09:36:08 AM  
Hannah Sabata, 19, of Stromsburg, Neb., was arrested Wednesday

I thought she was on "Two & A Half Men" now?

It's so sad when these former Disney Channel stars bottom out.
2012-12-04 10:36:46 AM  
If she has debt due to student loans, the assumption would be that she was educated and had to pay for that. Maybe she is the one that actually got robbed.
2012-12-04 11:28:30 AM  
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2012-12-04 11:49:05 AM  

D_Evans45: That Guy...From That Show!: Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?

Over a decade ago, the Portugese stopped imprisoning drug offenders, and started to actually try and help them with their problems. Barely 11 years later, hard drug use throughout the entire country fell by half. Source: Forbes

That's hard drugs, which are waaaaay farking addictive. Imagine if we started helping people with non-addictive problems (petty criminals), I can only imagine the success rates would be even more hopeful.

/Cant believe they got half their hard drug users off drugs in one fell swoop like that

So much THIS.

But it'll NEVER happen in this country, because we believe in a patriarchal/ matriarchal society that prefers to 'teach people a lesson.' As opposed to helping others with serious problems so they don't end up in our clusterfark, recidivist incarceration system.
2012-12-04 12:05:42 PM  

Wolf892: Her deviant art bio makes me sad...tragic story...

Hannah Smotherman-Sabata
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art

United States

Completly self-taught in art and I take pride in it. I am not a "fake" artist. I will not take classes, not because of pride, but because I don't need them. Art is an expression, and I don't need anyone to tell me how to express myself. Anway, born and raised in Nebraska, USA, and I have certainly have been through a lot. Plenty of youth mental and behavioral institutions for the stupidest things. I attempted suicide at 14 and got locked up for it. I went to Boys Town and ran away. Wandered around Omaha in the snow for a while when someone finally allowed me to stay with them and I lost my virginity to rape. Yes, rape. Big black dick. A few months later after I started sleeping around, I contracted HIV. (I was 17 years old.) The douchebag who gave me the disease is PATRICK FONFARA. He's 11 years older than me and works at carnivals. I learned me lesson: don't sleep around. I later found my husband Cory. He knew I had HIV because I don't hide my status from anyone like Douchbag Pat. We later got married and I got pregnant. A month after I got pregnant he got sent to prison. While he was away, I had my son, Augustus Earl, HE IS HIV NEGATIVE HALLELUJAH! but regardless I got him taken away for neglect even though I never got to take him home and I got charged in the hospital for it....because I stopped taking my HIV meds during my 7th month. Call it neglect but women who have abortions don't get charged with murder. Also womenn smoke and drink during their pregnancies and don't get charged for abuse. Plus, legally, the fetus isn't even a farking baby yet. Not that I don't care about my son OH MY GOD getting him taken away has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me and the fact that it was for a bullshiat reason farking makes it worse. And people wonder why I'm so bitter towards The Government. Like, there's kids ACTUALLY being abuse ...

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2012-12-04 08:31:02 PM  
Doing a search on "Hannah Smotherman-Sabata" is an interesting read.
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