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(AZ Family)   "Applez" and "Sauce" named persons of interest in brutal machete attack in Arizona. Police say "Porkchops" is an alleged co-conspirator   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Flagstaff, Silent Witness, person of interest  
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2012-12-03 08:34:15 PM  
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pleads the Fifth.
2012-12-03 08:36:37 PM  
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2012-12-03 08:50:27 PM  
Damnit Applejack.
2012-12-03 08:56:46 PM  
2012-12-03 09:00:14 PM  
Hometown makes the main page! Yay!
2012-12-03 09:13:00 PM  
I blame George Glass.
2012-12-03 09:46:17 PM  
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Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,
2012-12-03 09:57:59 PM  

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.

It's the result of middle child syndrome.
2012-12-03 10:52:57 PM  
"a man had been attacked"

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Good ol' Arizona.
2012-12-03 11:01:30 PM  
Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...
2012-12-03 11:39:19 PM  
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2012-12-03 11:42:30 PM  

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...

Maybe not...if they choose the military route.

Have you seen the kind of riff-raff our military accepts these days?
2012-12-04 12:24:55 AM  

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a black brown mark on their DREAM Act applications...

Don't be racist.
2012-12-04 12:25:33 AM  
Are they straight ballin?
2012-12-04 12:28:52 AM  
Jimmy Cagney? Humphrey Bogart? Alan Ladd! No, wait...
2012-12-04 12:31:15 AM  
oh shiat, get the fark out of here
2012-12-04 12:35:22 AM  
Dammit. Now I want pork chops and apple sauce.
2012-12-04 12:36:02 AM  

doglover: Damnit Applejack.

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2012-12-04 12:36:22 AM  
What, no Cinnamon?
2012-12-04 12:37:08 AM  
Potato Latkes seen fleeing from the scene

2012-12-04 12:41:37 AM  
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... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.
2012-12-04 12:44:06 AM  

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Damnit Applejack.

Is it bad that I came here for this?
2012-12-04 12:44:49 AM  
He is said to be driving a yellow 1991 four-door Cadillac.

He wears button-up shirts and may be driving a blue 1990s four-door Cadillac.

Cholos do love their Caddys, don't they?
2012-12-04 01:01:29 AM  

borg: [rodnews.files.wordpress.com image 396x396]
Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,

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Biebs got it covered.
2012-12-04 01:47:12 AM  
2012-12-04 02:20:19 AM  
Glad to see Tater Salad sat this one out.
2012-12-04 02:32:32 AM  

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2012-12-04 03:03:50 AM  

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... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.

At least Killer Tofu isn't accused of anything.... This time.
2012-12-04 03:09:36 AM  
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Can't stop the Chop, baby!
2012-12-04 03:27:03 AM  
I used to be a salesman at a car stereo shop. One of my regular customers went by the name of "Porkchop". Then he shortened it to just Chops after awhile. Then he went to jail and I never saw him again.

/True story
2012-12-04 07:40:22 AM  

Fano: You're not cooking NSFW language

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
2012-12-04 07:40:41 AM  

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.

2012-12-04 08:14:21 AM  
Isn't that swell?
2012-12-04 09:56:50 AM  

Godscrack: "a man had been attacked"

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Good ol' Arizona.

You are so right, we should totally blame this on a white guy so we don't seem racist to every idiot(you) on the net.
2012-12-04 10:01:47 AM  
what a fine outstanding citizen in that picture. I can't wait to have him visit me at the nursing home and do my banking and file my beneficiary paperwork for me. I can tell he's a trustworthy soul. Because if that biatch farks me over, I'll have him ground into dog food and feed him to my alzheimer's afflicted neighbor.
2012-12-04 10:15:12 AM  

merzbow: [www.history.com image 605x412]

Can't stop the Chop, baby!

What a useless twot - perfect for 'realtiy' TV though

/Damn, subby is old and so are some of these farkers
//and me
///Marsha Marsha Marsha!
2012-12-04 12:46:40 PM  

BinderWoman: Isn't that swell?

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2012-12-04 04:49:10 PM  

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.

Phil Packer was seen leaving the area sans mustache.
2012-12-05 07:58:30 AM  
CSB: I once woke Christopher Knight up from a dead sleep to get him to say "Pork chops and Apple sauce."
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