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(Patch)   Explain this to your kid: Santa can fly around the world in an open sleigh and jump down chimneys, but it is not safe for him to ride on top of a firetruck in a parade   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, ladder trucks, marine transfer operations, Mrs. Claus, National Fire Protection Association, parades, Safety First  
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3071 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2012 at 4:10 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-03 03:51:01 PM  
2 votes:

gopher321: It would be more symbolic if Santa came in riding a huge cash register anyway.

On Dollar! On Ruble! On Euro and Drachma! On Peso! On Ruble! On Yen and Taka!
2012-12-03 03:37:32 PM  
2 votes:
It would be more symbolic if Santa came in riding a huge cash register anyway.
2012-12-03 03:16:36 PM  
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: Santa can't die.

I think he resurrects after three days.
2012-12-03 05:10:34 PM  
1 vote:
Why does Santa need to ride on a fire truck, anyways? What's wrong with that fat fark riding in his sleigh, pulled by those mincing little homo reindeers?
2012-12-03 04:22:48 PM  
1 vote:
Let the kid put some of Santas "magic dust" up his nose and he will think he is riding high.
2012-12-03 04:19:03 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: Easy. It's Obama's fault. know Romney doesn't give a sh*t about things on the roofs of vehicles.
2012-12-03 03:57:01 PM  
1 vote:
Because Santa isn't real and that fat guy on top of the fire truck is probably drunk?
2012-12-03 03:49:30 PM  
1 vote:
Also, explain to your kids to not talk to strangers, but never mind the fat man creeping around in the chimney who wants you to sit on his lap.
2012-12-03 03:33:37 PM  
1 vote:
Son, you're 32 years old now and it's time to realize that Santa is a silly myth.
2012-12-03 03:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
When I was a fireman, we rode the tailboard. Damned kids today are a bunch of sissies

/remove thineself from my greensward
2012-12-03 02:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
Santa can't die.

Because he's not real, but that's beside the point. There is no Santa the First or Santa the four hundredth. There has always bee only one Santa.

Because he's immortal.

He's the Highlander.
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