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(CBS News)   Hillary Clinton: The US will take unspecified actions if Syria crosses the line and uses chemical weapons. Subby guesses we will just mark it a zero and call the league offices   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-03 01:23:51 PM  
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whither_apophis: Assad, you're getting a drone.

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2012-12-03 11:38:11 AM  
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2012-12-03 02:31:36 PM  
2 votes:

Spare Me: Assad can gas all of Damascus and Obama isn't going to do shiat. He's too busy here sticking it to rich white people.

Did a fact touch you in a bad no-no place when you were little? And now you just can't stand to be around them anymore?
2012-12-03 12:39:47 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you will about the tenets of Ba'aathism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
2012-12-03 12:16:54 PM  
2 votes:
I don't care, as long as we get into the round robin.
2012-12-03 12:12:25 PM  
2 votes:
Damn you Hydra!
2012-12-04 02:13:08 PM  
1 vote:

Bullseyed: But remember, Bush getting rid of Saddam because he gassed his own people was wrong, but since Obama is doing it to Assad it is ok.

I think you've managed to achieve some sort of record for the most incorrect facts in one sentence. You've reached some sort of critical fail density, where if you got anything else wrong the universe would collapse on you.
2012-12-03 01:37:12 PM  
1 vote:
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Knows something about red lines.
2012-12-03 01:25:24 PM  
1 vote:
Syria is about to enter a world of pain.
2012-12-03 01:07:22 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: well, the UN just announced they're pulling all non-essential staff, so something's up

Normally, being called "non-essential staff" would be mildly offensive, but I think I'd be thankful in this case.

/Suck it, "essential staff!"
2012-12-03 01:04:30 PM  
1 vote:

ArkPanda: Look at it this way: chemical weapons are so nasty that neither Hitler nor Stalin wanted to go there.

Well the Red Army was downwind of a million Germans eating cabbage three times a day...
2012-12-03 12:58:04 PM  
1 vote:

keenerb: If Syria does use chemical weapons, i hope they stamp a big "Made in Iraq" marker on the side.

Isn't that where all of the WMDs were sent to right before we invaded Iraq?
2012-12-03 12:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
You know, man, Syria has emotional problems beyond pacifism. They're delicate, man!
2012-12-03 12:20:04 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: I don't care, as long as we get into the round robin.

Dios mio, man. Bashar and me...we're gonna fark you up!

You try any of your crazy shiat with us - you flash your predator out on the skies - I'll take it away from you and reprogram it and send it back to you till it goes BOOM.
2012-12-03 12:11:50 PM  
1 vote:
Funny how it's still OK to kill people with bombs and bullets.
2012-12-03 12:11:38 PM  
1 vote:
So killing each other with bullets, fire, and bombs is still okay. Got it.
2012-12-03 12:05:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-03 11:55:37 AM  
1 vote:

TehBoognish: make youtube vid of fake chemical attack, hilarity Hillary ensues?

2012-12-03 11:50:02 AM  
1 vote:
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This one was in Kim Kardashian's hoo-hoo-dilly. Handle with extreme caution.
2012-12-03 11:49:10 AM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: And how do you know Iraq Syria has chemical weapons of mass destruction?

"Uh, we checked the receipts".

-Bill Hicks

Well, the Syrian stuff probably says "Product of USSR Best by 8/1/1978"
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