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(My Northwest)   Fear of zombie apocalypse blamed in part for increased gun sales. No, seriously   ( mynorthwest.com) divider line
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2012-12-02 12:52:53 PM  
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2012-12-02 11:20:54 AM  
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2012-12-02 09:25:35 AM  
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They're right about the zombie apocalypse, just wrong about who the zombies are. If you want to see a group of unthinking, shambling rubes who are hostile to brains, look no further than the people stocking up on crazy amounts of guns and ammunition because of Obama's reelection/zombies/the end of the world/etc.
2012-12-02 11:17:16 AM  
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The zombies are already here. They're called "Fox News viewers"...
2012-12-02 09:55:33 AM  
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2012-12-02 09:50:30 AM  
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I just took my mandatory gun safety class to get my license to carry in Massachusetts. The class had 30 or so people in it. Aside from a couple military folks who had just moved to the area, the class consisted of young 20-somethings in NFL jerseys asking questions such as, "So if I have a class "A" license (carry concealed) I can bring my gun into the Garden at a Celtics game and no one can say shiat?" The instructor told them that no one will say anything because they will never know you're carrying because the gun should be CONCEALED. The kid pressed on, presenting scenarios in which he's pulling the gun out in the stands to break up a fight. Bottom line, between these buffoons and some of the anti-Obama gun nuts, there are a lot of REALLY stupid people out there getting guns.

NFA: Yet, despite Romney's long history of being a complete anti-gunner, including signing a ban of assault rifles and a ban on semi-autos, they endorsed him for president. I've been a life member of the NRA for 25 years and I'm seriously considering cancelling that membership. They've put hack partisan politics over gun rights as their main agenda.

As a Massachusetts resident I loved reading the Romney quotes about being a hunter:
"I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life." (Romney's campaign later said he'd been hunting twice, once when he was 15, and once in 2006 at a Republican fundraiser.) "I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will." He later admitted to saying such things only to win the NRA endorsement. Regardless, in the above-mentioned class the instructor (NRA member) mentioned multiple times that Romney was far more worrisome to him with regards to gun rights than Obama. He also discussed the assault weapon ban in Massachusetts and how ridiculous it was.
2012-12-02 09:45:34 AM  
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K_Trout: The thing most people don't realize is how bad a zombie smells.

You eat a steady diet of brains and see how bad the gas is. Worse than a diet of baked beans, eggs, and draft beer.
2012-12-02 09:43:02 AM  
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The thing most people don't realize is how bad a zombie smells.
2012-12-02 09:41:13 AM  
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Reg Shoe is not amused.
2012-12-02 09:33:10 AM  
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If the pundit yelling on the TV tells you to buy something, you buy it.
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