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This About That: An anti-Nativity scene would be a lean-to where animals bleat, shiat, smell, and eat hay from the manger.// Where can I get some "barn smell" scent spray?
jaylectricity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: that one's the wurstUgh.
jbc: jaylectricity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: that one's the wurstUgh.When it comes to bad puns in Fark threads, the myrrh the merrier.
This About That: Revek: these assholes ... remind me of christian wingnutsBingo.
Mock26: I want to see someone put up a display of a migrant worker picking crops or an illegal immigrant washing dishes. I would find that very funny.
Lionel Mandrake: I see. And who decides what makes something "negative" or "dark?"A crucifix is pretty dark
REO-Weedwagon: Atheists are the same as Westboro Baptist Church.
Revek: A true troll instinctively know what will evoke a response from another. Every thing I said in this thread was sincere. I believe that everything is at its best when it is in balance. Atheist and theist and I have called myself both with sincerity are the easiest to troll. By troll? I mean to invoke their passionate disagreement in hope I can show how they are both wrong. You however recognize that both arguments are the same and equal. You do not however recognize the truth that the guy in the middle while equally sincere is just as unfortunately equal. I have no doubt that most people are sincere in their beliefs and express them as such. I just want everyone to understand that no matter what they should tolerate others if the expect to be tolerated..
Eddie Ate Dynamite: I guess what I'd be happy with is saying you can put up whatever you want as long as it's not negative or some such thing.
Lionel Mandrake: Revek: Lionel Mandrake: This About That: Revek: these assholes ... remind me of christian wingnutsBingo.Yeah, those damn atheists always putting up displays on Darwin's birthday, even though the courts tell them EVERY. farkING. YEAR. to knock it off.And then they use it as an excuse to whine about the WAR on science and reason!Lets get this guy some clown shoes.Do you have a point to make, or should I just ignore you?
mamoru: Proteios1: I guess I'm just now realizing how vindictive and petty atheists have become. Sounds like they are the angry, vindictive, preachy arseholes forcing their values on everyone else. you know,what they claim everyone else is.Oh yes, so petty and vindictive, what with following the law, asking that the law be equally applied to all, and all that. Not like those kind, law-abiding Christians who vandalized the atheist displays, causing the city to pass the blanket ban, thus making it so no one could use public property for their displays. Those people are above reproach.
Proteios1: I guess I'm just now realizing how vindictive and petty atheists have become. Sounds like they are the angry, vindictive, preachy arseholes forcing their values on everyone else. you know,what they claim everyone else is.
letrole: Atheism is a Religion.
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Lionel Mandrake: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I don't know who the wise men will be - maybe Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Rachel Maddow.I get it!! har har har
mutterfark: REO-Weedwagon: Atheists are the same as Westboro Baptist Church.We are? But what do I put on the signs? 'THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GAY OR GET MARRIED AND NEITHER DO I'? And what kind of funerals am I supposed to show up at?
ShawnDoc: Lionel Mandrake: I see. And who decides what makes something "negative" or "dark?"A crucifix is pretty darkBeing told you're going to spend an eternity burning in a lake of fire if you don't believe in a 2,000 year old book, seems pretty dark and negative to me.
machoprogrammer: If the militant atheists make it so we don't get Christmas off, I will become a Christian out of spite.
machoprogrammer: I will become a Christian out of spite.
Gordon Bennett: Valiente: Now, get "In God We Trust" off your fecking money, and you'll be able to take a few more steps away from ignorance.[www.hotlikesauce.com image 618x530]
PhiloeBedoe: What's Anti-Nativity mean? Three dumb women travel to see a dying old man and steal sh*t from him?
Revek: That you seek to tell us all how this unknown thing is this way rather than that way. In this respect you are identical to the theist.
nmemkha: I have no problem with tasteful and respectful holiday displays from any religion or group.
HotWingAgenda: Dude, shhhhhh. Just tell them that the worst, most infuriating thing they can do is worship privately without involving our governmental institutions.
Valiente: Now, get "In God We Trust" off your fecking money, and you'll be able to take a few more steps away from ignorance.
Lionel Mandrake: Lionel Mandrake: they never get upnever give up
Lionel Mandrake: publikenemy: Stop fighting the atheists please. If you really wanted to piss them off, instruct every one of your church members to erect a nativity scene on their property as close to whatever road you live on. If you live in an apartment, maybe you can tape the scene to a big window or your front door.That wouldn't piss off any atheists. In fact, that's the goal.
BSABSVR: Errk: Pork....[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]Why is there what appears to be a sedan on the right hand side of the nativity scene?
feckingmorons: It is a a bit silly, having a religious display on public land is not prohibited,
Kevin72: Sadly by banning all displays, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, complete with scary delicious meatball eyes gets banned too.
Ryker's Peninsula: Just get a regular Nativity Scene diorama, and replace all of the people with those little bottles of booze they give you on the airplane.Jack Daniels makes for the best baby Jebus.
log_jammin: Valiente: Now, get "In God We Trust" off your fecking money, and you'll be able to take a few more steps away from ignorance.yes. such a major issue...
Gyrfalcon: Although I do have to laugh (to myself) when I see Xmas trees alongside the traditional nativity scenes. I mean, do you people even realize....and then I say, no, no you do not.
fusillade762: violentsalvation: jbc: jaylectricity: MaudlinMutantMollusk: that one's the wurstUgh.When it comes to bad puns in Fark threads, the myrrh the merrier.That makes no frankincense.These comments are gold!
L.D. Ablo: I'd sure like to put up a display for Eris and hand out free hot dogs on Fridays.
Revek: This About That: Revek: these assholes ... remind me of christian wingnutsBingo.You have a gift for brevity that I envy.
inglixthemad: Lionel Mandrake: Revek: That you come in talking about how atheist don't do this or don't' do that but the truth is that they just do different asshole things.For example?Revek: I just simply don't care how wrong you are about the tendency of atheist to be just as uncompromising in their quest to be... Well assholesWhen are atheists uncompromising?When they demand that the Constitution be applied equally to all groups? When they fight to keep "Intelligent Design" out of science textbooks? When, like one guy sues over "In God We Trust" on the money? OK, that guy's an ass, but I happen to agree it doesn't belong there. Nevertheless, that is like ONE guy. Unless he's your neighbor or a relative, you can easily ignore the whole thing.What exactly do atheists do but talk on a TV that you can turn off, and write books you don't have to buy, and chat in threads that you don't have to read?I always thought "E Pluribus Unum" made more sense on the money of a nation devoted to the theory of inclusion.
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