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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Guns don't shoot people. Unsupervised 4 year olds shoot people   ( kentucky.com) divider line
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2012-12-02 01:17:55 AM  
3 votes:
I predict a reasoned and thoughtful discussion on the role of privately owned weaponry in modern civilization.
2012-12-02 01:35:07 AM  
2 votes:

Amos Quito: "A 2-year-old boy was accidentally shot in the arm Saturday night by his male 4-year-old cousin, Lexington police said."

If the 2 year old had been armed, this would have never happened. All our gun laws do is take guns out of the hands of law-abiding 2-year-olds, and then only the 4-year-olds have guns.
2012-12-02 01:33:06 AM  
2 votes:
We all know that if it hadn't been a gun, it would have been a knife. If a 4 year old wants you dead, he will f*cking find a way.
2012-12-02 01:24:52 AM  
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: people make mistakes. these particular people should not be allowed to own the firearms any longer, having proved they cannot handle the responsibility.

These people should not be allowed to own spoons any longer.
2012-12-02 01:55:24 AM  
1 vote:

remus: The golden rule of thumb with children is that they will always, repeat ALWAYS find the single most dangerous item in the room, even if hidden, and immediately begin to play with it. They will find this item within seconds of entering the room, no matter what you may think.

As a parent, your only options are to either sweep every room continuously removing and/or locking up anything that could be dangerous, OR, you can actually watch them. Actually, the best plan is (C), all of the above.

Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:

I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin'
2012-12-02 01:35:20 AM  
1 vote:
From my cold dead hands
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2012-12-02 01:32:30 AM  
1 vote:
I blame this on concussions from his football career.
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