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(Dumbass Daily)   Sixteen-year-old devises foolproof plan to rob drug store of oxycodone. Except for the step where he immediately went to the store bathroom, took the drug and passed out just as cops arrived. But other than that, it was a flawless plan   ( divider line
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5910 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2012 at 8:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-03 05:59:57 PM  

saturn badger: kazikian: UsikFark: Thing is, going cold-turkey after 3 days was really depressing, but not train-spotting crazy.

Try it after three years and get back to me.

Mine was two years and not a problem.

Well I guess you're one of the lucky ones. Also, appx. 10% of the population doesn't seem to get a high from opiates, though they do get pain relief. Some people find the side effects intolerable and are left wondering why the abuse potential is so high.
On the flip side I hated cocaine the one time I tried it and had no desire to try it again. Everyone is different.
2012-12-04 07:33:39 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Indubitably: AcneVulgaris: They don't call it "dope" for nothin'.


P.S. Grow up.

fark off, bossypants.

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