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(Seattle Times)   Hate on marijuana all you want, but thanks to Washington legalizing it, 40 staffers and one pot expert now have a job   ( blogs.seattletimes.com) divider line
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2012-12-01 12:07:02 PM  
3 votes:
Here is a picture of Seattle the day Pot was legalized in the State.

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2012-12-01 09:51:51 AM  
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bwilson27: special20: OtherBrotherDarryl: As Washington state employees, would these folks be WPEA union members and subject to drug testing? Ironic if that's the case.

Think this through... marijuana is legal in that state where they are employed. Drug tests shows marijuana usage. Your point is?

That's the problem- Alcohol is legal, too, but you can't go to work drunk.. Or drive. But there's an easy test for that. With weed, no such easy test to check if you're inebriated. This is a problem that will have to be solved first.

The test is simple - hold a bag of doritos in front of the suspected stoner, and if they smile and reach for it - they're high. A follow up is to ask a simple question like... "what time is it?" and if they answer by saying "what?" - they're stoned.
2012-12-01 11:59:42 AM  
1 vote:

Hobodeluxe: since decriminalizing MJ Calif has seen a 20% drop in Juvenile crime and a 50% drop in drug arrests.

Wow, what a great job they've been doing - in other news, driving offences up 3000%, to fill the deficit in the figures.

Now if they just decriminalize murder, the U.S. would have one of the lowest national crime stats in the whole of the 2nd world!!
2012-12-01 11:51:54 AM  
1 vote:

gabethegoat: /in before "i actually drive better when i'm stoned"

I actually drink better when I smoke.
2012-12-01 10:31:53 AM  
1 vote:

gabethegoat: Blue_Blazer: lenfromak: Hate on marijuana all you want, but thanks to Washington legalizing it, 40 staffers and one pot expert now have a job jobs


Nope subby was correct: I job shared between 41 people who each work an hour a week. This is Obama's new ecomony.


I give it 3/10. The germ of humor was there, but it needed to be connected back to the drugs and Obama's shiftless supporters - a few misspellings never hurt either. Like this:

Nope subby was c0rrect: I job shared between 41 lazy burnouts who eech work a1hr week. This is Obamacarez new ecomony [sic misspelling original] by and for the drugged and lechers.
2012-12-01 10:19:34 AM  
1 vote:
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I hope they find a man who can abide by the rules.
2012-12-01 02:11:01 AM  
1 vote:
something something big government something something socialists.
2012-12-01 02:08:38 AM  
1 vote:
Hail to the hippie job creators!
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