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(NBC Miami)   Why might a woman run around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors and waking up guests? A) She's drunk. B) She's pregnant. C) See tag. D) All of the above   ( nbcmiami.com) divider line
    More: Florida, cops, fire alarms, Port St. Lucie, hotels, Marianne Porcaro, Holiday Inn  
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2012-11-30 08:29:33 PM  
3 votes:
51 and pregnant?

Well, that is worth announcing.
2012-11-30 08:57:07 PM  
1 vote:

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.

You should know the christian stance on children by now. Let them be born for any reason, by rape, addicted to heroin, retarded and FAS. Once they are born, it's God's problem now. Unless they turn into vegtables, then the ball is back in the Church's court.
2012-11-30 08:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.
2012-11-30 08:41:26 PM  
1 vote:
Drunk while pregnant. I guess this is how Floridinians are made. Makes sense.
2012-11-30 08:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
Was she hot as well as pregnant?
2012-11-30 08:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
See tag? Nice option, Subs.
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