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(Kansas.com)   The reason Congress hasn't solved the fiscal cliff problem is because they're too busy deciding which day is the best to honor Elvis   ( kansas.com) divider line
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2012-11-30 01:27:48 PM  
3 votes:
Fat Tuesday?
2012-11-30 05:02:05 PM  
1 vote:

gerbilpox: Every day

gerbilpox: Every day

Every day I write the book.....ooops, wrong Elvis
2012-11-30 02:13:01 PM  
1 vote:
Inheritance tax goes up to 55% the blah man has them by the balls!
2012-11-30 02:07:14 PM  
1 vote:
Who gives a fark about Elvis, unless I get a day off for it.
2012-11-30 01:54:24 PM  
1 vote:

hdhale: Since Elvis is everywhere, everyday would logically be Elvis Presley Day.


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2012-11-30 01:41:34 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: It's now or never.

We need a little less conversation, a little more action
2012-11-30 01:27:37 PM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't we wait till the guy dies before we make a holiday about him? I mean he's been working at the Quik-Stop behind my house for like 7 years.
2012-11-30 01:26:34 PM  
1 vote:

pottie: FirstNationalBastard: ChipNASA: Jan 24th?

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Logically, it would be January 8th, or August 16th. The only question is whether you celebrate his birth or death.

Celebrate the birthday not the death day.

/That is unless you really, really hate Elvis, then ...

Explain Good Friday.
2012-11-30 01:25:46 PM  
1 vote:

Joe Blowme: I thought it was because instead of 800 billion in new taxes Obama wants 1.6 and sole power to have no debt limit and another 50 billion in stimulus to pay off his cronies who helped him get reelected while cutting nothing but the millitary and to keep borrpwing cash from China so we can keep giving cash to countries who hate us and not expecting it to be repaid

It's okay. Just breathe.
2012-11-30 01:21:38 PM  
1 vote:
I honour the king everyday by having heart palpitations during my bowel movements.
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