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(MSN)   Congress wants you to embrace the idea of jingling strippers, just in time for the holidays   ( money.msn.com) divider line
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6953 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2012 at 1:37 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-30 02:04:48 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-30 01:44:33 PM  
2 votes:
"Fark rain! We gonna make it HAIL up in this biatch!"
2012-11-30 01:40:53 PM  
2 votes:

jingling strippers

Scantily-clad women standing outside and shaking their bells? Take that, Salvation Army!
2012-11-30 04:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
You'd give them a buck every time a stripper came around in the 90's. I would figure they'd be up to $5 by now. Generally I'm not watching the rising costs of boob glitter... but... even stripper shoes have to be getting up there.

/I nominate Barney Frank for the $3 bill.
2012-11-30 02:37:00 PM  
1 vote:
I like to keep $1 bills stuffed in my boxers so I can pull them out in line at grocery storecheckouts. If you switch to $1 coins then I'll have to switch from boxers to briefs but briefs hurt my erections so fark no to this idea!
2012-11-30 02:10:38 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus said no different stuff.


Thats why we will keep printing singles for 30 more years.
2012-11-30 02:09:00 PM  
1 vote:
Glad I'm no longer single...

I could see the strippers around here insisting guys put the dollar coins directly into their coin purse.
2012-11-30 01:55:35 PM  
1 vote:
I just need to know how many Rhinu is considered fair to give?
2012-11-30 01:52:05 PM  
1 vote:
I have been to a stripclub that had a change cup at the end of the stage for the 99% that wanted to see some hoo-ha up close.
It can work.
2012-11-30 01:50:45 PM  
1 vote:
So the dancers have wear a coinbox on their thigh instead of a garter for bills. Big deal.
2012-11-30 01:42:05 PM  
1 vote:
This again? Seems like this story gets posted at least once a quarter..Ha Ha!

FTA: The Mint is preparing a report for Congress showing how changes in the metal content of coins could save money.

The last time the government made major metallurgical changes in U.S. coins was nearly 50 years ago when Congress directed the Mint to remove silver from dimes and quarters and to reduce its content in half dollar coins. Now, Congress is looking at new changes in response to rising prices for copper and nickel.

At a House subcommittee hearing Thursday, the focus was on two approaches:

-Moving to less expensive combinations of metals like steel, aluminum and zinc.

What's next, wooden nickels?
2012-11-30 11:38:21 AM  
1 vote:
My bank knows me well enough that they give me stacks of dollar coins and brand new $2 bills whenever they have them. My local Taco Bell is now fully trained on these currencies.
2012-11-30 10:58:06 AM  
1 vote:
Seeing as the dollar has lost so much value that it probably deserves the same status of a quarter, sure, go for it.

/I'll take my 2 dollar bills to Taco Hell
2012-11-30 10:50:56 AM  
1 vote:
I swear, I thought that said "jiggling"
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