GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.
R.A.Danny: GAT_00: Ah Crossville. The land of shiatty wine, old people golfing and absolutely nothing of value.Except hot 17 year old girls apparently.Ew
GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.
R.A.Danny: GAT_00: No, she was in Glasgow, Kentucky.I find the fact that I wouldn't be able to tell those places apart if my life depended on it comforting.
R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.
Krieghund: That dude must be rich.
styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]
filter: Huh?! How can a woman have 'sex' with another woman? How is that even possible??
Fano: R.A.Danny: Violating the Mann Act on your wedding night? Priceless.Does the Mann Act still exist?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude is 47, looks 67, marries 27 and tries to fark 17. He's got a lot of range.
Spartacus Outlaw: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]I guess her face looks about 27, although I probably would have guessed 32 to 35, but her body is 40's to 50's. Matronly.
log_jammin: That's the frumpiest 27 year old I've ever seen.
Fark Me To Tears: Why didn't the wife just have sex with the girl in Kentucky? Why did they need to take her back to Tennessee?Here I am, a dirty old man, and I just don't understand how these things are supposed to work. I guess it's time to check in at the nursing home. Hopefully they'll be having meatloaf and pudding tonight...
styckx: Yeah close up her face is 27 and "cute".
pedobearapproved: you must not get out much, that's about average
Apos: The honeymoon is off to a bumpy start, to say the least.
rko281: 1) How can it be we elected Hussein Dumbass, 2) We must hold the straight up morons accountable for their stupidity, 3) Yes, they must go first - layoffs, pink slips, downsizing, etc - they must be held accountable.
doglover: And I can't even find a girlfriend who will do the dishes.
If you like these links, you'll love
More Farking, less working
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jun 19 2018 15:09:34
Runtime: 0.487 sec (486 ms)