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(Daily Mail)   In a neighborhood plagued by open drug dealing and troublemakers, the police had a wealth of potential targets. Instead they decided to swoop down on a 71-year-old woman who was playing her Perry Como records too loud   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Folkestone, Kent Police, Charla Nash, Clearly, council houses  
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2012-11-30 01:01:53 PM  
3 votes:
Granny should have put on her "do-rag", stood next to a fire lit in a garbage can on the street corner, and cranked 'ol Perry up to max on a ghetto blaster.

(Extra bass to rattle windows up and down the block, of course)

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If she could wear some granny-pants pulled down to her knees so her granny-panties made her ass look like she was ready for some prison buttsex, all the better. Flash a few granny gang-signs at passing cars, steal a few pension checks from the mailboxes of her elderly neighbors, and she'd be respected instead of victimized.

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A couple of neck tattoos and some spinning chrome rims on her Scooter Store pimped-out ride would finish it all off.

What? I am being Politically Incorrect?

Well, then just put a cap in her wrinkly old ass in a low-speed drive-by, using a stolen Mobility Scooter. Full Size
2012-11-30 12:18:10 AM  
3 votes:
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Knows what to do with people that have an unhealthy appreciation of Perry Como
2012-11-30 01:07:38 PM  
2 votes:
Ain't this the Queen, patrolling her hood?

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2012-11-30 01:28:07 PM  
1 vote:
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"Get your monkeys off my porch, you Yob!" 

//for chrissakes, do NOT do a GIS with the filter off for any term that includes "granny" and "gang"
2012-11-30 09:44:20 AM  
1 vote:

rnatalie: Maybe she was killing Martians...
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omg.. I had totally forgotten about that movie... well played.

Englebert Slaptyback: rnatalie

Maybe she was killing Martians...

I was thinking that, but Perry Como is far too soothing and lacks the piercing yodel of Slim Whitman.

If she had been playing Slim Whitman, they would have dragged her out of her home and beaten her publicly.

/Hell, even "I" would do it.
2012-11-30 09:04:07 AM  
1 vote:
It's not like she was filming police making an arrest from her front porch...
2012-11-30 06:29:43 AM  
1 vote:
Folkestone, a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

FTA: Early in November, the noise from above was so loud that she retaliated by turning up the volume of her own music - Perry Como. Somebody called the police.'

Ahh, a stereo fight. I had one of those when I lived in a flat in Folkestone. The downstairs flat from us decided that 1am was a great time to play Wham at loud volume. They stopped it when we kicked our rather large cabinet speakers face down onto the floor, covered them with duvets and proceeded to pump 800W of Drum & Bass at them for 10 minutes.

farkers never did that again.
2012-11-30 03:08:30 AM  
1 vote:
Why not kill Perry Como fans? It's not like they're a part of the breeding population or anything..
2012-11-30 02:56:42 AM  
1 vote:
It's Impossible
2012-11-30 02:30:09 AM  
1 vote:
Since this is the Daily Mail I refuse to believe anything that's in the article up to and including that the town exists.
2012-11-30 02:09:37 AM  
1 vote:
Due almost entirely to the irony of timing on this comic and this story, I present the PVP Online comic from a few days ago:

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2012-11-30 01:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
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-Plays Perry Como LOUD
2012-11-30 12:40:48 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-30 12:28:01 AM  
1 vote:

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Astonishingly, the people who had complained about the music were reportedly among the thugs who rule the street - and who make the woman's life a misery.

Okay... so... tell the lady to turn down her loud music... and then arrest the thugs when they break the law? Am I missing something here?

Police are toothless against real threats. Haven't you ever watched some of thos police chases in England? One of the shows invloves a guy throwing rocks at a police car, and what does the cop do? Drove through someone's yard to get away from the rock thrower.

/They're plenty brave against a partially deaf 71 yr old pensioner though
//'Clearly, this was a set-up. It was the deliberate provocation of an inoffensive old lady, a waste of police time, and a demonstration of the "street power" exerted by three problem households.'

No shiat Sherlock? Make that man the new Capt Obvious
2012-11-30 12:23:10 AM  
1 vote:

Sgygus: playing her Perry Como records too loud

That offense is right up there with drug dealing, if you were to ask me.

That offense is right u....oh I see you've already taken care of this.
2012-11-29 11:42:54 PM  
1 vote:
Hey now, arresting real criminals is dangerous, a guy could get hurt. Much easier to pick on little old ladies.
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