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(Inquisitr)   People like goofy novelty songs. You can't explain that   ( inquisitr.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Bill O'Reilly, novelty song, Dr. Keith Ablow, Pyongyang, obesities  
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2966 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Nov 2012 at 11:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-29 11:47:14 PM  
3 votes:
i got a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater in my pants

it's not really purple. usually.
2012-11-30 06:30:05 AM  
2 votes:

rynthetyn: This is really yet another example of old white guys not being able to adapt to the fact that the universe doesn't revolved around white males anymore.

Any more? Try ever did. And I say this as a white male. I also say this as a white male:

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I post this so damn much I should get a cut.
2012-11-30 05:02:21 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-30 12:32:26 AM  
2 votes:
Did you ever hear of a wish sandwich?
Well, that's the kind of a sandwich that you supposed to take two pieces of bread and *wish* you had some meat.
Doo doo boooh...

cow cow lubba 'n a-blubba lubba
hell ride hibbin' and a-zippa dippa
how luva mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna tak' a-recca brecca
ho' low mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride wanna 'n suppa suppa
ho' low a mail take a-lubba hubba
hey ride a hippin' and a-hubbin' no
hi-low 'n sum a-chicka whaa

The other day, I ate a ricochet biscuit.
Well, it's the kind of biscuit that's supposed to bounce off the wall back in your mouth.
If it don't bounce back, -- shh-mmhh-mmhh -- ...you go hungry.
Doo doo bouuh...
2012-11-29 11:45:54 PM  
2 votes:
It's catchy, but it's no Masochism Tango
2012-12-02 07:16:07 PM  
1 vote:
People like goofy novelty songs

What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
2012-12-01 03:35:46 AM  
1 vote:
Some folks love to watch Bill O'Reilly. His show is considered a hit. His skull might be full of gray matter, but I think it's filled with Shaving Cream.

/Be nice and clean.
2012-11-30 01:04:06 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: It takes about 2 seconds to Google search Psy to find out where he is from.
/Pretty sure Bill O knows this and wants to dumb it down for his FoxNews fans

Whoa. I didn't know he was actually from Gangnam.
2012-11-30 11:18:52 AM  
1 vote:
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Link
Operator get me Bejing,jing,jing
2012-11-30 09:25:51 AM  
1 vote:

YodaTuna: Could one man be any older and whiter? Jesus christ.

Possibly. American "Know Nothings" from the 19th cent. would consider him questionably white, 'cause he's a Papist and of Irish ancestry...
2012-11-30 09:08:56 AM  
1 vote:
Could one man be any older and whiter? Jesus christ.
2012-11-30 08:31:06 AM  
1 vote:
I still want a hula hoop.
2012-11-30 04:18:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-30 03:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
Ablow said the song is like a drug the public willingly consumes in order to numb itself because people don't want meaning.

"Music, the most popular music apparently is that without intelligible words, to an extent, that simply conveys you to a distant place beatwise, doesn't try to convince you of anything, doesn't try to raise your emotions, it just is sort of like a drug," Ablow said.

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2012-11-30 01:55:34 AM  
1 vote:
O'Reilly devoted an entire segment of O'Reilly Factor to his confusion over the success of "Gangnam Style."

That really breaks my heart... my achy-breaky heart.
2012-11-30 01:33:22 AM  
1 vote:

I was hanging around the local computer store the other day (mine broke over the weekend and I was looking at possible replacements), when Gangnam Style came on the largest TV in the home theatre section. Every single person in the store stopped what they were doing to dance along. It was great.

/Domo arigato, Mr Fox Bot-o.
2012-11-30 01:17:48 AM  
1 vote:
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go!
2012-11-30 01:15:13 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck.
I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to
Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts,
And I blushed brightly when she showed me her
Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls,
So I took off my pants, and I showed her my
Polka-dot undies!
My polka-dot undies!

Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart.
I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna
Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass."
She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her
Pointing to something that flashed by real quick.
She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your
Polka-dot undies!"
Polka-dot undies!

2012-11-30 01:13:06 AM  
1 vote:
1996 - Macrena . Democratic incumbent re-elected

2012 - Gangnum Style - Democratic incumbent elected

Mr. O'Reilly subconsciously realizes silly novelty dances from foreign nations mean Democratic victory
2012-11-30 01:01:45 AM  
1 vote:
Wait till he hears about the mighty convoy.
2012-11-30 01:00:24 AM  
1 vote:
Have you heard that the bird is the word?
2012-11-30 12:48:18 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: It takes about 2 seconds to Google search Psy to find out where he is from.
/Pretty sure Bill O knows this and wants to dumb it down for his FoxNews fans

No. Not even that. He's intentionally trying to create a controversy. Pyongyang is the North Korean capital.
Guess which country is a communist state with coontil recently) a ruthless dictator as their leader?
Guess which country is the threat in the latest 80s/Reagan era remake for conservatives?
Guess which country routinely does (useless) missile tests and (idiotic) saber rattling?

Yup, North Korean.

And he's trying to frame the narrative that these pinko slanted eyed commies are trying to seduce America's youth with meaningless song that act like drugs.

You don't know the depths to which the O'Reilly/Fox compound is capable of submerging itself.
2012-11-30 12:30:59 AM  
1 vote:
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Christmas is all around me
Or so the feeling grows
2012-11-30 12:25:57 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like Bill ate too many fish heads.

/Roly-Poly fish heads
2012-11-30 12:00:32 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-29 11:55:27 PM  
1 vote:
Big dum-dum, dead Irving, the 142nd fastest gun (BANG!) in the West.
2012-11-29 08:32:46 PM  
1 vote:
Stay relevant, Ponyboy.
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