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2012-11-29 06:28:46 PM  
4 votes:
Gimme a week and it'll smell like latkes and pulled pork in my apartment.

(one of those is a traditional hannukah treat. the other....less traditional)

8 potatoes
2 eggs
big handful of flour
tablespoon of baking powder
big onion

shred the onion and potato. add everything else and stir until homogeneous. Drop a big soup spoon of the batter into about a 1/4 inch of hot oil. Turn and remove to papertowel.

keep stirring the bowl of batter as you make them so that all the liquid doesn't settle to the bottom of the bowl.

serve with sour cream or applesauce.

serves 1
2012-11-29 06:24:25 PM  
3 votes:
2012-11-29 05:59:29 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-29 07:07:55 PM  
2 votes:

1 part vodka
1 part milk
1 part lemon juice
1 crushed oreo

Result: abject failure, like the candidate
2012-11-29 06:20:03 PM  
2 votes:

Purelilac: [imageshack.us image 327x386]

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2012-11-29 09:55:08 PM  
1 vote:
1 package of bacon.
A package of dates
A fistful of almonds
A very sharp knife or small firearm

Take pits out of dates.
Shove almonds into dates where the pits were
Wrap each date with a strip of bacon and use the toothpick to hold the bacon in place.
Broil it until the bacon is done to your satisfaction.
Use knife or firearm to keep everyone else away from The Precious
2012-11-29 09:03:44 PM  
1 vote:
I Enjoy hot cocoa, Preferable from a sampler box.
2012-11-29 08:20:21 PM  
1 vote:
i took my semi-infamous cauliflower au gratin

it was okay.

no one died
2012-11-29 08:00:15 PM  
1 vote:

Anderson's Pooper: Hot Chocolate

Other weird snack ideas:

Mix M&Ms with Skittles - S&Ms

Cheese cubes with Kraft Caramels
2012-11-29 07:53:14 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: Ok guys, I bought some milk for one TD dish and now have a good amount left-over. I don't drink milk, what can I do besides egg nog with it?

Pour it over your head and post it on FARK.
2012-11-29 07:50:23 PM  
1 vote:
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made some obama bread for my wife's republican family. No one tried it.
2012-11-29 07:44:24 PM  
1 vote:

UpTheIrons66: Purelilac: ChadM89: I feel bad about how hard I laughed at that bird in the chocolate fountain.

I'm unfamiliar with the story. Did it live?

I think it's from some Adam Sandler movie.


Ok, just googled it, it's from an Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill. Never seen it. But now I kinda want to. D'oh! hehe

I haven't seen "Jack and Jill", but it had some of the most negative reviews I have ever seen for a movie. I think there was even one that said, "Suddenly, watching 'The Human Centipede' again doesn't seem so bad."
2012-11-29 07:19:28 PM  
1 vote:

trippdogg: Non-food Thanksgiving related question.

What is the protocol for answering in-house emails? My ex-wife (in the living room) emailed our daughter (in her bedroom) and was upset when she didn't get a reply within an hour. My daughter's position was "I figured I'd just tell you when I came out for supper". This answer didn't sit well with the ex: "So you read the email and chose not to answer it?"

Any guidance would be appreciated.

Get a divorce, oh wait....

/pull stick out of EX's ass?
2012-11-29 07:07:33 PM  
1 vote:
I feel bad about how hard I laughed at that bird in the chocolate fountain.

I'm unfamiliar with the story. Did it live?
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